Roast me

Ur ugly.

 

You're adopted

 

U smell like moldy cheetos.

 

your thread sux

 

You need to reset noob

 

Ur bild lukz like bred

 

Best part of you went down the drain! :-D

 

You are making some quality threads

 

Skyrim is an awful game

 

Do you want to be seasoned as well?

 

Hey OP! How are you? Good I hope.

Look, I'm not the mean type anymore, I look for the good in all people. So, it violates my code to insult you.

So, what I have done is had a few b-list celebrities read your work, and they have offered you some insults.


Please enjoy.

 

I'm laughing so hard

 

People have been struck by lightning more times than you have posted in forums

 

damnit willy. no one is going to want to follow that.

it would be a lot easier to roast you if anyone knew who you were. hard to think of good insults for random generic forumer #5212367.

 

You're ugly.

 

OP, you're a prime example of foetal alcohol syndrome

 

Foetal alcohol syndrome
I'm laughing so hard I'm actually crying like I just keep picturing this fetus but it's a foe so it's this placenta covered baby thing in like enemy armor I'm in tears

 

Boy you stephy curry no shot face asss

 

Dragon can you be my best friend