Rappers y u salty And not bitin ur tongue? I mean y u so serious, When Im just havin fun?! I havent even tried yet To be the best, but I digress! Rappers beef, I just digest Its good eatin, nice try, pests! I mean where's the competition? I come seeking the best writtens But leave, distained with misery At this class of guys spittin! A guy who Burns from PVP And another named Ricegum? And a youngster named Scrap Whose vocab is quite dumb?! I mean where is the ceiling? Its like Im toying with mice I catch em & let em go And continue enjoying my life! Im a lion, yall gazelles Yall just lyin to yourselves My rhymes flyin off the shelves... Yalls in the dump, dyin for help! Get along with an idiot? Man Id rather "finish him" Ended in a brutality And rid the world of his sentences! You cant fix dumb... But can fix ya flows up Can pretend ur not numb From the way ur raps froze up! So ima keep my head down While rappers keep their nose up Real recognize real? Well then yall dont really know huh? Ur raps never showed up! So how u gonna boast, bruh? Yall pop stars just pop tarts ...And all I do is toast ya! I mean, I just dont lose my cool Im eatin snacks like Im Scooby-Doo But my snacks are good rappers ...so imagine what Ill do to you!
Ooh so big and bad but bad is mad got haters petrified on a slab with a lamb wool sock im freddy kruger flipping rocks making shake to bake n make more im burning up gas to a crisp aint none of you as fresh as this. Leave no man on my vip list many people remiss and toe step i am flex straight ro messing and rocking boat i stomp on parade floats if u dare boast toward me the king of the crowns and jewels of fams i go and ravage your house can of lean and promethezene im so unseen pac? Double shot im a rocky balboa swinging soulja im a man painting a mirror to make it clearer i raise fear to alot of people who run away from me like deer.
You come seekin the best written, Lol I just got done pettin ya moms kitten Be careful in the kitchen, that's where we was lickin, while you eat that bbq chicken know that she was finger lickin. Anyway back to the rap, Snoops here, you miss me? Don't forget ya can't diss me cuz I've just been listening... But now it's my time, my time to shine in the cypher omg I'm on ya like Tyga and I strike like a viper... Thank you and good night. *peace*
Funny call you boys sweet like some honey leave you like birds and beeds its for the sheets im straight bleach white **** while you boys preaching yet aint reaching where the views what you gonna do for you dudes? I really picture you boys sweet and nude nicki wouldnt went even spend a nickel im a mac spatter brain matter droppin ambomanation so you best know this is not one you want to try to be slaving get you heaving sand from gaspin way to many told me i couldnt be lacking skill stacking bills from a lil despinsery dream forfilled tell ya its real. Aint nothing towards a deal
I can stay as long as i need so you best believe i scheate a sword a wep for you and you and you try to mix that and call it cool you i pity the fool lets go man with the flow you bad you aint nothing to me im a man rocking bags sacking bodys memorazi giving back praise to days i sin i win within i tell you somethin you dont make a dent demons i repent youre a snake in the lawn get chopped re form or sit in your dourm. Proper gander or go scander im a man with no limits breaking boxes for the homless the feed bless the people even though we decided to beat em somewhere way back you see im a man spitting good repping like a og white boy should do in the mitt getting lit rep dont mean jack i sit back but you best believe i wont stand for something so brand and crude to something you boys try to post be brute im a air baller straight nail compresser best believe ill flex with a chest like popeye im rondo commando dunking straight thumpin you guys while you try to come off with these short lulabllys i sit here slaying white and black paitings of a different type of right sight of the knight you never seen.
Wait a second homes I don't burn from PvP Think you read my name wrong And I'm starting to feel like we Got off on the wrong foot or something Let me go recheck my etiquette Clearly someone forgot their grammar I do the burning, go check the predicate Anyways no more school today I hate when I feel like a teacher Actually no I really enjoy it Like Joel Osteen, I get to play preacher Just like him though brother I've got no problem with smiling Or taking your money I don't have to stretch Or flex and say I'm the best I just kill em with jokes cuz I'm funny Knock knock Who's there? Open up it's the police I'm just kidding Who knocks on cardboard Didn't you say you lived in the streets? Anyways man I've had enough fun Time to get my ass back to work You've probably got a few Zingers to unload too don't wanna be selfish and be the only jerk Go on dog take your best shot at me You aim like a freaking storm trooper Can't hit the broad side of a barn And you rap like you been hangin with Mr. Cooper
See your preaching a book you havent seen the author life is currently something softer like you muscle id eat that **** up like a truffle stash my money in the duffel i slam you guys like the iffel tower bigger message no restin im fully inspired killers ready shoulda heavy but im steady chasing soulja dreams to end while you sit and ammend something that dont rhyme in grinding 5 gs as we speak to my nose while you sit and loathe about foes and woes id done made some men jump 30 rows of chairs just to realize i am a demiser of people punishing and lunging a fight youre not worthy sit and go back to your crash life derby i sit here playing mario kart kerby wrekin a bender big stuff i render your game slender like sia i will always be the preacher got my double chain slaying you all kurt kobain in the rang made it through the rain looking at drops of tears for years i feared to be dull but life itself is a struggle in the long haul so yes i never fall andre the giant tall break your knees i go through this steady breeze 135 mph this is just a little taste
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Alright imma bring it right back to the top, Why you guys always acting like ya balls just dropped? Can't you noobs be quiet for just a few seconds? And realize I ain't got no time for second... Ya know snoops in the building calling all ya noobs out, ya think your rhymes dope? Lol just go swing on dat rope. You don't deserve a chance, but it's okay I'll let dance, it's funny you think you're the best, but really your rhymes sound like all the rest.... Snoop *peace*
Synful your raps are horrendous, Alike to your grammar The errors are tremendous. Learn some rapping etiquette Before we do something reckless, Like knock you senseless, Breathless, Leave ya legless and dump you off in Texas. So sit down and shut up, Before the above commences. Now moving forward, Static, your raps are just getting awkward, Sounding like an animal, Screaming cornered, Too far you wandered, Warmer warmer, Getting close to the slaughter. Now you've ran into me, The monster that's stronger, The Phantom marauder, Ready to sacrifice you, on my altar. You aren't a lion, like you said you are Scooby-Doo, That's not really a reputation I'd like to pursue. News flash static, Your raps are due a review Now that the competition is here, You have some verses to tend to, But here! I can give a sneak preview! A Standard Static Rap ------------------------------ Short lines, with two rhymes, And lots of use of 'up' Raps worth two dimes, And stuff he has to step up. Complaining about people And how he is better, ... Ooh I can stab him with a needle, And send his woman a love letter.
See yall wanna talk about a needle but you aint stitch nothing lets get right back to the huffin and puffing where ya mags at boi bust the gats mixing soft puny words of a mix u aint got bricks no flip flip of the killer im iller mac stomping diller of the south this is a mix of voice u aint heard something superb of a note so dont quote if you dont even know how to get the boat shook lyrically im a crook jogging circles on addys looking for real crews nothing less then you fools spitting like ooh la call it a poem of crap face the joker under the hat laughing a smoke load of tobac make you boys comet straight vomitin a fireball. wheres the word play steve a miss u boys cant compete lyrical i beat u like a jew but less beneath thats that rude but dont compete if u dont know nothing of a half masked villain with chillin im mac flippin strickin propane bottles and igniting your amps taking off this whole thing like a ramp bmx tony hawk flying in the plane u best realize whos gonna make it rain
Phantom you white and ducky you a disgrace to my own kind you lucky i dont poach you to you i am a coacher blowing a whistle cooking bacon off your girls butt fizzle u know the deal its cheap i will come in the night a creap dont wob or cry if u aint on the real clock go get on the rope course and go swinging but man when the storm hits you best get to leaving cause its wet and slip mess with me u get hit 2 books of knowledge and power you make me cringe singe in rage flipping pages for ages to tell you all youre laceless hit something else dont foreplay this moment cause i condone leave your girl moanless im on it dont ever try to say your best cause im a star in wish well storys to tell you best realize ill break youre screen ooh the dell? Maybe your life for rell its a mix u dont ever understand something of dis
I feel like those might actually be good, if your grammar wasn't cancer. Your raps are as interesting as a tap dancer. My girl, you don't have a hope in hell of romancing her. She got an attitude that would just end in disaster. I never said I was the best, but merely competition. The original phantom from Great Britain, A part time musician, with a ridiculous will to beat you into submission. So what if I'm white? I'm one of the thread's shining lights. You're nothing, something of which no one can bare the sight. So get digging your own grave, the shovel is there on the right. Re-reading, it'd be nice if you could spell, So what your saying is something we could tell, It's as if you barely have a brain cell. You're probably slower that AOL. Your opinion is insignificant, Nothing more than an irritant, Quite similar to the Isis militants. You don't pay any diligence. The letter 'U' is a word in your syllabus. Return to the indigenous And stop this impudence.
See white boy mischieve i am eminem with a bigger picture to end a riducle of a rhyme and rhyme of a book you dont know so your at loss with hope of the language you complainage is a fail so dont talk to me like your coming out of yail im fresh jailing you out of your hell musicican with criticism i feel you bet yet when your beat you learn you take your bags and walk the path i did ud see how much i give about what you have your little puny laughs of calling me slow yet your slow goaled slow verbed so your concerned with how i burn the ones who are too numb to go up to school who are inoccent completely yet you want to go meats to veggies and try to call me some reggie i smoke till my lungs sting stinging thoughts ringing like my phone off the wall backs to it got my game fluent your floating down the lazy river you aint nothing but a sack spitter sitting off topic boii get on your game
Im underated like family guy but you bet to some im sci best get in your line boi cause this stuffs crossing interstate outer but in and this is now so just put your books down and sit down class is in session and to me your the apprentice im a menace straight spitting cold souls dont need a dentist teeth sturdy im a real boy living worthy youre training for something that wont be of course worthy but sit if you know you aint worth it number 2 straight fast dome rome colombus expedition u aint know nothing of this mlb'ing
This volley got me un jolly call you all a bunch of maggots picking at a core yall are sore just ease back to easy its easy peasy or put your all and do something dont slip olive oil lil wayne yall trippin straight got these girls strippin free how it be. Yet yall wanna boast about these cheese gross and net nah man not about that blood and loyalty call you people this disloyalty step a foot on label i send you to the cradel speak of the one synful u will know.