I'm going to give a joke you can save up and call upon whenever the need arises. It's not dirty, and It's tou friendly and all. A guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants. The barman says "hey mate. How come you got a steering wheel down your pants?" The guy says "I dunno. But it's drivin' me nuts!"
A skinny walks into a bar and drops build. The bar tender says "you are too strong for this opponent" Seriously though cracking joke
A person steps into a game using a very distinctive blue as their signiture theme.This was met by a uproar from the local people.Many,Many months later they are still waiting for that same familier colour to return but being valid and rewarded. This isn't really a joke more of has a moral ! Can anyone figure the moral of the story ?!!
An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar and the first one asks for 1/2 glass of beer Second one asks for 1/4 Third asks for 1/8 etc. etc. The bartender points to a sign that says "patrons please know your limits" and pours them exactly 1glass of beer for them to share
Centurion is from pimd .No wonder he's only highlighting my comment.And you would have to have been on kaw since spring/summer last year to understand the background of my comment.So centurian you are none the wiser seeing as you only came on kaw december 2015 onwards.
A young man was sitting in his chair playing kaw and hears a knock at the door....he stops unloading on hte to check but no one is there.....gets back to his chair n realises he's missed items so he's raging. Suddenly another knock at the door gets up looks out n shouts who's there and here's a tiny voice saying "I'm down here"....it turned out to be a little snail so he picks it up n throws it to the front of his pathway. 50 years go by and now an old man in his chair he's still playing kaw cause it's so addictive he hears a knock at the door. Opens the door n looks down to see a very irate little snail......the snail looks up at him n shouts ...."why did u throw me u fool"
C'mon mate. Don't still be upset you got what was coming. Your failed attempt at humiliating a friend of mine on line backfired, and you got a dose of what it feels like to be cyber bullied yourself, you your little nappy like the weak little turd you are. Seriously. We all had a good laugh at your expense, which was no more than you deserved. Poor little scabster. Don't dish out what you can't take back yourself champ.
Centurion yet your banner says you retired from kaw yet your 2010 account not retired in the same clan you did with your alts. And you are from pimd else you would have highlighted and commented on lots of my other dumb comments in the past. Seeing as I've been here since 2012. Hi Moody.