Brett

Discussion in 'Other KaW Discussion' started by T_ladd007, May 8, 2016.

  1. Lmao Prime...you sir/ma'am win the internets with that
     
  2. Spoilers.
     
  3. I heard Sony is the front runner to get the rights alllll snapped up, are you going to sell out AJ?
     
  4. I would never sell out. I like to keep all rights and rake in that royalty cash.


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    Clan Coverage #4





    A short description

    The clan Instinct was originally made by demo for the purpose of Estoc wars for Defenders of Asgard. After a...Brief dispute/power display in the previous clan, Demo and several others moved over to Instinct.
    While most OSW clans at the time saw new war tactics, such as leaving for EE and troop builds hitting ebs, as a cowardly way to war, Instinct embraced the new era KaW was going into, while picking up several clans and kingdoms along the way; Unleashed and Cademius Noctu.

    Deep within the catacombs of Dolin, lies a chest under siege by a combined army of dust and cobwebs.



    But that’s another story. Inside this chest is several stone tablet, no bigger than an ipad, written by fortune teller Maten Dakur. This man has predicted the rise and fall of most kingdoms years in advanced, but the way he brought about this information branded him as a lunatic and forced him underground….Where he eventually became just that. His most prized tablet is one foretelling the formation of a great clan that will survive until the end of the world.

    In his words:
    I am sad to announce that because Instinct has Harvo and Lauren in its ranks, it is automatically disqualified. Just kidding. (Not really.) (Yes, they already kicked me. No need to check.) (Currently looking for a new home. PM if you got room.)

    As some of you may know, I am a big hermit when it comes to clanning. I’ve only been perm in around four clans and I rarely leave….Or talk in CC. Except when I do this. Watching Instinct in CC and Line is always interesting, especially if Lauren (Resident lunny), Demo (That crazy Irish guy) or –Mei- (The depressor) One moment, we could be talking about world events. You get Demo to pop in? We’ll migrate on over to how we’ll start using the clan’s different RL aspects for use in running a drug trafficking ring. Lauren? She’ll direct the convo straight into (Insert non-PG13 material) or accidentally (Insert non-PG13 material.) Mei? Her name says it all really. (Still trying to be her friend, so I’ll just say that.)

    So, again. Being in the clan is generally very interesting. Now. The worst part about being in clan: Kimmeh moved over with me. I thought I was free from her tyrannical rule. Nope. She’s still acting like I’ve given her enough blackmail to make sure I’ll never have a political career.

    Clanmen highlight:

    Harvo - He is the clan de facto tank, the hero without a cape. Need someone to pick on? He's there for you to use, 24/7. Ju--(insert bannable material.)
     
  5. Actually Brett during his tutorial was visited by Spragga, in which he tried farming and well Brett was ko'd during tutorial and yet to get up from pin, which I believe leaving him in his tutorial till he can effectively sko a ko on Spragga 
     
  6. Max is in tutorial
     
  7. Maybe devs just made accounts with generic names and put them in tutorial so no one can use that name.
     
  8. There is 'gin' in tutorial. The others must be drinking it and are unable to navigate to the end of the tutorial. Alcohol is always the root cause of these digital loops.
     
  9. I suspected alcohol might have played a part. I walled ata_grant asking him for any input....

    Still waiting
     

  10. Yeah you're not on the leaderboard soooo good luck with that buddy..:
     
  11. But I made leaderboard during the pvp event. That's gotta count for sonething
     
  12. It counts for about as much as your life in the grand scheme of things
     
  13. It counts for about as much as that time I spent with Trebeks mother...
     
  14. Better put some respek on that post
     
  15. You've know this guy for four years you named him brett. You'd been through everything together. 2 boyfriends 2 breakups the video 2 girls 1 cup. Then you totaled him. You're like nothing can replace Brett. Then KaW calls and you break into your happy dance.
     

  16. Lololol
     
  17. Brett is spragas main, he is not meant to be viewed by mortal eyes
     
  18. Hahaha