Lots of fun with puns

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by wrath_oG_Grave, Apr 5, 2016.

  1. I'm going to keep this short and sweet.

    I "developered" a need for puns after seeing them on several threads, and I hope my fellow fourmers can "Grant" me my wish

    This is a "Grave" situation and all the proceeds from this pun-fund will help despera'hte' people all over kaw get the puns they need.

    The pun-fund begins now.
     
  2. Punny.

    What do you call a Mexican standoff?

    Juan on Juan.
     
  3. A challenge difficult to iGnore, but I will.
     

  4. Your remark had filled me with dread
    But Your instincts will draw you back.
     
  5. You must be the depraved. This is all foreign territory to me. Soon these puns will be the forgotten ones. That day will be the haunting one of the past.
    Epic battles. That's the joke. Maybe how lame this is will be a cold calling. Ugh..
     

  6. I sent smoke signals to the summoner of puns yet all I see is a familiar foe
     
  7. But as I have aged I play for enjoyment, I have Unleashed my Regulators and now simply go by my Instincts. I've stopped wasting money chasing LCBC, started enjoying RL and have no fear of the grave.
     
  8. I have unleashed my true self, i and no longer have dread, although, you should still still fear the Grave, for when you meet its touch it shall be day 0'ed

    This eclipse of puns has made me tired, I made need a Kotfe with extra sugar to keep me awake
     
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  10. You cant force puns.
     
  11. I kas ma eyes at your statement and cry
     
  12. It doesn't even make sense.
     
  13. I'll Grant you the wish, but Mark my words, Jodie fense towers can stretch for Miles and Miles but like Mario, you'll Bruce like a peach even by a hit from Clarke Kent.
     
  14. "cast my" people like you rune my pun and scape my goat
     
  15. This entire post is legitimately the most forced, unfunny thing I have read on KaW.
     
  16.  that was cute
     
  17. What is Kasama's favourite car brand?

    Nii-san
     
  18. I'm having you all banned.
     
  19. We fear not for you have Miles to go before you sleep!
     
  20. Let me hire you noob.

    Ty bby