I logged back onto pimd...here is my first thread since rejoining. Why do we all love arpee? So caffeine leads to the urge to arpee? I was unsure, so I decided to interview Pimds very own, 'DeadlySpankingAngel' otherwise known as Derek. The Interview (minus North Korea) Me: So big D, what is your take on the correlation between caffeine and the urge to arpee? Derek: Moi: So you believe that the rate of arpee is dependant on each individual? Derek: Me: I am indeed a bit slow. So why do you arpee as an angel which lethally spanks people to death? A female Angel may I add. Derek: Yours truly: Isn't that considered catfishing; to an extent? Derek: Myself and I: Very nice D. Derek: Well Thats All She(He)Wrote Folks Stay tuned for more interviews.