Free clan!

Discussion in 'Clans and Alliances' started by ReznovReborn, Jan 16, 2016.

  1. Hello everyone. My name is Reznov and I'm giving away a clan. It is not made yet, so you can pick the name. Here is how you win.

    You must convince me, in one reply to this thread, that you should receive the clan. It can be a serious reply or a funny one. But make me like it best. And then you will win the clan.

    Some rules:
    1. There have to be at least 20 entries
    2. You must make a formal reply so that I can clearly see your entry.
    3. Anyone who is mean or degrading on this thread will not win.
    4. The contest ends tuesday at 9pm est

    Helpful hints:
    1. The longer the better
    2. Combine need with humor
    3. Give me as much information about what you would do with it as possible.
     
  2. I would disband.
     
  3. Dude...
    People with lower stats ALWAYS fail to start a proper clan...
    Its a bad idea for the people who feel 25b is a big thing...
    Once you get there, making a clan is easy...

    If u wannaa do a giveaway, do a seal giveaway
     
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  5. But im bored
     
  6. Here's what's going to happen. You'll give the clan away to some eager lil beaver who's not quite a newb, yet not experienced enough to run a successful clan. Sure they'll have some luck attracting people to unlock stuff, mercs will visit, newbies will come for warbeast, and people will beg for undeserved adminship. But then,admins will start to slack and ebs won't be back to back. The mercs and equip hunters will wander off to the next clan running event rotations or equip ebs that they haven't done yet. Those once eager warbeast newbz will get bored with the game, and get less and less active, until they stop playing completely. The clan will be a revolving door. No one will perm up and the clan will fade into obscurity.

    What a pity.
     
  7. We have a winner
     
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  9. does this mean I won?
     
  10. If you don't give me the clan i will relentlessly farm you

    Please name the clan...

    "Todd Is Awesome"

    ...& unlock HTE for me

    (thanks for your cooperation, u have 72 hours ..Happy KAWing
     
  11. I'd grow it and put you in ca.
     
  12. Support
    I'd like to offer up a proposition, Todd. Even though I'm still a widdle itty bitty account, I won't be for long. I propose for us to join forces and the clan to be named "Todd and Bobs Awesome Adventures." I'll be awaiting your answer.
     
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  14. He is obviously an alt. Lol
     
  15. NO SUPPORT (sorry I'm not gay)

    if I don't get the clan I will now farm u too

    ...Happy KAWing
    (sorry bruh tryna keep it real )
     
  16. Haha
    1)I'm a girl, so I'm not gay either. Unless she's REALLY pretty.
    2)I was being sarcastic. I don't want a clash that destined to fail haha.
    Sorry bruh, just keeping it sarcastic :D
     
  17. Long live the peasants!
     
  18. "EUNUCH" 

    (they will be known as EUNUCHs in "Todd Is Awesome")