Breaking news! I just discovered Cynder's (Cyndi as his OSW frienemies like to call him) playlist while he plays Kaw.. - Come to my window by Melissa Ehteridge - Macho man by The Village People - Do you really want to hurt me? By The Culture Club - Relax by Frankie goes to Hollywood - True Colors by Cyndi! Lauper - It's raining men by the Weather Girls - Walk on the wild side by Lou Reed - Born this way by Lady Gaga - Girls and Boys by Blur.. ....and.. Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A man after midnight) by ABBA
When my wife tells me it's KaW or her. - The fishing song by Brad Paisley When browsing old OSW threads on forums - Remember When by Alan Jackson Starting up a mean 1v1 - Take it outside by Brantley Gilbert When driving down the road cruising and playing KaW but someone pulls out in front of you. - Move by Ludacris When you and your buddies become the targets of many. - We're not gonna take it!
When you find out your KaW bf is flirting with other chicks "Before he cheats" by Carrie underwood When someone leaves your clan for an HTE clan "F you" by ceelo green When people start leaving the clan because apoc is in their newsfeed "Footloose" by Kenny loggins When you take a year off KaW then come back looking for old friends "Hello" by Adele When someone drops a seal and pots are FFA "Happy" by Ferrell
Cheese's playlist was a bit hard to figure out.. He's a classy dude with impeccable taste.. I bet his apartment smells of rich mahogany and cheez whiz.. But for you dear readers.. I cracked into his iTunes and here's the 5 that I found... I made some notes on when he might be listening to these songs on Kaw.. 1- "I'm too sexy" Right Said Fred.. I'm to sexy for this clan.. Too sexy for this clan! New York and Japan! 2- "Satan gave me a Taco" by Beck.. The chicken was all raw and the cheese was mighty thick.. The rice was all rancid and the beans are so hard.. I wa gettin' kinda dizzy eatin' all that lard 3- "Hey Ho.. Let's go" by the Ramones I think this is his Kaw pickup song.. Like I said.. Classy.. 4- "Dip it Low" by Christina Milian Wut!!!!!? 5- Lastly.. I think this is his song while he strips allies during EE wars.. "O.P.P" by Naughty by Nature You down with OPP.. Yeah you know me! You down with OPP.. Yeah you know me!
Fighting a silence I Fought the Law - Green Day/The Clash Browsing forums Brain Stew - Green Day Arguing with an idiot who used to be a pal FOAD - Kid Rock Hitting items when you're tiny Far Away - Jose Gonzalez Before Buying Pro Packs Rockstar - Nickelback After buying pro packs What I've Done - Linkin Park Ganging up on one person Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani Hitting a player six times instead of the acceptable five Life in the Fast Lane - The Eagles Reading one of Magoo's threads What Do U Mean - He who shall not be named
When you're a hansel on the PvP event and attack builds sit on you: "It's a hard knock life" by Dr. evil and Mini Me When you have 3 days to go on the event and you're only halfway on your goal: "Push it" Salt-n-Peppa When you log in and there is a "NOBILITY $ALE": "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore
Selling allies Give it Away - Red Hot Chili Peppers Free Xtals Walking on Sunshine - Katrina and the Waves Waiting for a mod to silence a bypasser on your wall Waiting for Superman - Daughtry When Moose is in Forums Nananananananana Batman (N.N.N. B-Man fo' short)
So, after careful consideration, I've come up with Ashes' soundtrack that I imagine him looping as he goes about his KaW day. When he gets forum banned for showing too much mammary. "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba While browsing forums, he's always looking for an excuse to post some fleshy gifs. "Just Give Me A Reason" by P!nk From his outdoors day thread, it's pretty clear he's an avid outdoorsman, so while he's out trekking through the wilderness, he's playing "Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns 'N Roses But Ashes also has a darker side. While he's in his bat cave dreaming up his next comic thread, he's always playing "A Dark Knight" by Hans Zimmer Finally, Ashes' life wouldn't be complete without lots and lots of hard work, so to bring the weekend to a close, he plays "Hard Workin' Man" by Brooks and Dunn