I'm bad at pokemon-ing

Hello kawrums


Today is a bad day. Today is a very bad day for my pokemon Y adventure (kawreer ayylmao) as unfortunately I realised how horrendously bad I am and my team is.

So here we go with the story.

I was adventuring the heck out of my pokemon Y in the first time since it calm it basically and the more I adventured the more I started to dislike my team aside from charizard and vapereon (bruh we get it you vape) aside from the fact that half my team were just HM slaves there's nothing more to them except that.

Well anyway as I adventured and my exp share was levelling up all my pokeslaves my starter pokeslave chestnaught decides to level up and attempts to learn a move I can't quite remember the name of.

Let me explain this move. It adds the current HP of your pokemon onto the HP of the enemies pokemon and both pokemon get half of this HP each.

I thought "hmm very interesting move, only really useful when a low HP uses on a high HP" so I thought "when are my pokeslaves ever below 80% HP PFT AM NOT AVIN THIS DIRT TIER MOVE and I chose not to learn this move.

However a couple of level ups later my beloved starter pokeslave attempts to learn another move I had never heard of. Wood hammer.

I thought "that sounds pretty violent and kinda a physical move so I'll see what it does since chestnaught has better attack stats than special attack". I read the moveset and I am immediately at full frontal regret to my earlier choice in move selection.

Wood hammer, if you don't know, is a move with 120 power, physical attack that does "a lot of damage to the user" per use...

WELL LOOK AT THAT A MOVE THAT CAUSES SELF DAMAGE COULD MAYBE EVEN MAKE IT CLOSE TO FAINTING I WONDER WHEN THAT WOULD'VE BEEN BLOODY USEFUL.

If you haven't already figured it out. The move I had previously considered useless due to the lack of times my pokeslaves hit low HP would now be of extremely high value.

Imagine using a super strong move over and over, taking some damage yourself then when their next pokemon comes out and yours is at 20 hp you just do the old switchero and all of a sudden youve gained half the opponents HP onto yourself and you can reuse your over powered self damaging move AND THEN DO THIS TO THEIR ENTIRE SQUAD!!

So in conclusion, I'm going to start playing omega ruby instead since I don't know how to restart my pokemon Y game.

If anyone knows please tell me so I can start again, I'm only on like the 6th or 7th gymn and it's not like any of my pokemon are at all on par with how strong they need to be besides charizard and vapeoreon.

Hope you enjoyed this.

 

I cri everi tym

 

Thats how it used to be

 

I always had an ironic crush on brock... Ironic because I wanted him and could never have him the same he is with all women :cry: