Jokes

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  1. If you watch the big bang theory:

    Bazinga = Barium (Ba); Zuunium (Z); Iodine (I); Nitrogen (N); Gallium (Ga)...

    Ba-Z-I-N-Ga
     
    #21 -1, Dec 29, 2015
  2. A logician is the only person qualified to deliver a woman's baby. After an hour of intense labour the woman asks "Is it a boy or a girl?"

    The logician replies with "Yes"
     
    #22 PrestonGarvey, Dec 29, 2015
  3. What do you do with an ill chemist?

    If you can't curium, get ready to barium
     
    #23 PrestonGarvey, Dec 29, 2015
  4. Good one
     
    #24 -1, Dec 29, 2015
  5. wait.. curium is an element?? lol
     
    #25 -1, Dec 29, 2015
  6. How many push-ups can I do?

    All of them
     
    #26 Nefarious, Dec 29, 2015
  7. He just changed cure to curium not even an element
     
    #27 Lirik, Dec 29, 2015
  8. oh okay
     
    #28 -1, Dec 29, 2015
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    #29 -1, Dec 29, 2015
  10. what are gay mens favorite biscuits


    chocolate fingers
     
    #30 xX_BLACKY_BaDaSs_BLACK_aSs_Xx, Dec 29, 2015
  11. bro cant you get silenced?
     
    #31 -1, Dec 29, 2015
  12. 3 logicians go to the pub. The barman asks: 3 beers guys?
    The first logician says I don't know.
    The second logician says I don't know either.
    The third logician says yes!
     
    #32 HeroLight, Dec 29, 2015
  13. Awesome xD
     
    #33 -1, Dec 29, 2015
  14. I heard from your mom that every time you look down its a pretty good laugh
     
    #34 PRIME, Dec 29, 2015
  15. Hm.. Where'd she hear that?

    xD
     
    #35 -1, Dec 29, 2015
  16. .
     
    #36 -1, Dec 29, 2015
  17. .
     
    #37 -1, Dec 29, 2015
  18. Lolol good read to kill a few minutes
     
    #38 ChuckNorris_TheGodOfWar, Dec 29, 2015
  19. you win
     
    #39 Aaron2, Dec 29, 2015
  20. c
     
    #40 -1, Dec 29, 2015
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