Basically human history summed up

Discussion in 'Other KaW Discussion' started by IE__DragonBorn__IE, Dec 20, 2015.

  1. l;dr
     
  2. Bewbs saved the threads
     
  3. Yeah. Tl;dr
     
  4. Without question this is the worst pic of Pamela I've ever seen.
     


  5. I'll be ready... I'll be ready...


     
  6. Continuing with the Baywatch theme...


     
  7. Looks like an aids patient in this pic...what is this from? Baywatch 50th reunion?
     
  8. She is 48, not 18 anymore. Sadly
     
  9. Ya I know she's old, just had no idea she was still doing appearances on bay watch.....eww
     
  10. Honestly she appears to have enough supports. I don't think she needs more.
     

  11. Is this pre hepatitis?...if not i dont even want to look at it...in fact she was pretty much worthless after tommy lee wrecked everything
     
  12. So deep i found adele
     
  13. Obvious troll post
     
  14. Well this totally skipped the time span between when writing was developed and when the Vikings existed. It also basically ignored Eastern humanity entirely (of which takes up the majority of the humanity which you refer to) as well as the entire time period when humans learned how to talk, make tools, worship gods, etc.
     
  15. Would still smash
     
  16. Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
    Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
    The Earth began to cool,
    The autotrophs began to drool,
    Neanderthals developed tools,
    We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
    Math, science, history, unraveling the mystery,
    That all started with the big bang (Bang)!

    "Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
    As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
    A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
    The bipeds stood up straight,
    The dinosaurs all met their fate,
    They tried to leap but they were late
    And they all died (they froze their asses off)
    The oceans and Pangaea
    See ya wouldn't wanna be ya
    Set in motion by the same big bang!

    It all started with the big BANG!

    It's expanding ever outward but one day
    It will pause and start to go the other way.
    Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be heard
    Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!

    Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
    Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
    Religion or astronomy (Encarta Deuteronomy)
    It all started with the big bang!

    Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
    It all started with the big bang!
    It all started with the big... BANG!
     
  17. Treatable and curable in 8-12 weeks.
     
  18. What about the aliens?