Hoser Music

Discussion in 'Other KaW Discussion' started by O_o_____Frog____o_0, Dec 15, 2015.

  1. Okay this problem is keeping me awake tonight. Someone please answer this and help me.


    Why is Hoser music so popular in the states? Adele is no1 on the Billboard charts, but positions 2-7 were all held by hosers. Last week over 1/3 of the top 100 consisted of these maple syrup sniffers. The Biebs alone broke a nearly 40-year-old Beatles record by charting 17(!) songs. And who is this 17-year-old Shaun Mendes and why does he have a top-ten single? Maybe Trump is choosing the wrong border to build his wall.

    Seriously, though, perhaps the hosers ATA should celebrate the Biebs new chart topping, record-setting album by giving away free sods, introducing season 6, and bringing back Asisn war times.

    Whatdayasay, ATA! Let's celebrate the music domination of the hosers, Kaw-style.
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  2. Canadians: Suck at hockey but rocking the Billboards top 100. Go figure.

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  3. i'm happy i dont give a **** about charts.
     
  4. I think it's time for you to move past your obsession with the goings on of the United States of America.
     
  5. Obsession? A dude can't talk about music? Also hosers are from Canada. Yanks are American.
     
  6. Because hosers are smarter
     
  7. Could be. Drake is an amazing rapper.
     
  8. Frogs right!

    First we had that horrid Brittish invasion with one direction and the acetic monkeys. All sorts of benders....

    Now we have these damn funny sounding Canucks singing away

    Last time we had these goofy boy bands grunge came around and put a stop to it. But now all we have are these silly Americans trying to play banjos...??
     
  9. Bieber has 17 songs on the top 100, yet I haven't heard a single one.

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  10. We prefer to practice bobsledding.. Music is just something to do when we're stoned or high...

    Why do you think the weeknd can't feel his face?


     
  11. Nothing amazing about reading something that someone else wrote
     
  12. same
     
  13. What is all this talk of us Canadians aboot?
     
  14. Its because of who produces them.

    Technically its illegal for a radio station to take money in exchange for showing excessive favoritism in whos music they play. Technically... But who in their right mind wants to be on the bad side of the ppl who run your industry?

    We the audience dont choose which artists and songs are popular. Thats done by people that we've never heard of.

    They probably already got the next pop stars lind up.

    Think about it. Dj's arent Dj's anymore. Big radio stations do maybe one request hour a day.
     
  15. Oh look a wild frog appeared
     
  16. Arctic monkeys*