hte seal scam

Discussion in 'Wars' started by Player23578289, Dec 8, 2015.

  1. Fair Warning !!

    Due to the negligence and total disregard of HTE Warriors admin, it has come to our attention they are not telling hansels who seal there that they are in fact at War!! Any hansel who frequents there will be a target !! You will be targeted and the inc will not stop till our terms are met !


    The Faucet CF Agreement (volume 1.0 unamended and true)

    The Faucet will grant a CF under article 56.3 of the Faucet Law (refer to private In clan chat room member and true affiliations only)

    Under the agreements set in the article 56.3 the victim can ask for a CF on grounds of the following :

    (Article 78.1 on the board meeting of true diplomacy not affected nor rights wavered within the scum empire)

    • They are actually dead
    • They have reset ( Devs fault don't blame me)
    • They are taking excessive damage to physical or mental health. (Ref 34.6b physical ailments deemed worthy)
    • They have all consistently and effectively taken hits without complain
    • They are threatening (with realistic reason and without doubt) to quit kaw for good
    • They are willing to disband clan and any clan affiliated, plus any clan they visited in the past 3 years.
    • Race nor sex will be reason for CF pregnancy will not credit nor warrant a CF, should have wrapped it faucet is not responsible (article 64c).
    • They have had their device forcibly inserted into their sphincter like a kaw Colonoscopy.
    • They will make a open and public apology, to all the kawmunity and will have true sincerity behind it for offending The Faucet.
    • They will change the name of clan owner to name of our choosing For no less than 4weeks.
    • They will agree to all clauses in article 28.6 without having read nor seen it.

    So do not complain to me for I do not care, I do not manage the clan in question it is their pure greed that causes innocent people to be dragged into this just so they have sealers.
     
  2. Kaw colonoscopy 
     
  3. What the heck did i just read ._.
     
  4. It's kind of funny, I guess.
     
  5. If only this clan actually farmed and made CF requirements like this. But they're small :|
     
  6. Do you guys run a clan, or a cult?
     
  7. Sounds like a legal firm to me
     
  8. We are a community with members spread around kaw, we operate in a disciplined methodical manner causing as much disruption to our enemies as possible. We first aim to demolish their spirit entirely,it is our hope their game becomes like a hellish nightmare their joy replaced with abundance of melancholy thought, and of course it is our pleasure to give them decent reading material in their news.
     
  9. Is your clan name because you are all leaky builds?
     
  10. Lol I was there when Scumbag started this.
     
  11. When you get above 100k stats maybe they will take you more seriously lol.
     
  12. Have the winter holidays for schools started already?
     
  13. Support
     
  14. Writing all that pseudo lawyer mumbo-jumbo up probably took longer than it would of taken you to quadruple your stats.

    Maybe then you could be taken serious by atleast someone that just finished the tutorial. Thats a big maybe though.
     
  15. That's what I thought too.
     
  16. Obvious alt is obvious.
     
  17. I know you don't have the panache we at leaky faucet have, nor have the elegance or sophistication I have in abundance, however there is no need to grow stats I wish to remain low cs and just slap hansels 140mcs for hte 2.5x . that's correct everyone we have a list of Hansel who pay more than hte ! They lose a lot more too most often but we just dance gayly in the corn fields
     
  18. You feeling ok? That thesaurus you just vomited up had to hurt.