Lets have a laugh

Discussion in 'Other KaW Discussion' started by Lirik, Dec 6, 2015.

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  1. So for this forum idea, I thought hey why not try to make people smile. So i propose everyone posts their best jokes, ill start off.
    How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh??















    Ten-tickles!!
     
    #1 Lirik, Dec 6, 2015
  2. Nb4lock 
     
    #2 FIGURE8, Dec 6, 2015
  3. That was my joke ^
     
    #3 FIGURE8, Dec 6, 2015
  4. Im sure people came up with it before you and people will think of it after you, nobody can ever really claim a joke as their own:)
     
    #4 Lirik, Dec 6, 2015
  5. I have my friends epipen. It seemed very important that I had it as he was dying.
     
    #5 Altitude, Dec 6, 2015
  6. Fake and gay.





    Oh wait you're supposed to say that.
     
    #6 AutoBot, Dec 6, 2015
  7. Thats me!
     
    #7 Lirik, Dec 6, 2015
  8. I have my friends epipen. It seemed very important to him that I had it as he was dying.

    Edit; don't know what happened with my post. It said it didn't, and now it's here twice...
     
    #8 Altitude, Dec 6, 2015
  9. What did the clock say to the robber? I'm going to CLOCK you!


    The rest of my jokes aren't PG-13
     
    #9 IlIIl_IllDonaIdJTrumplII_IllII, Dec 6, 2015
  10. PG-13 joke huh?

    What do you call a donkey with one leg missing?

    A wonkey


    What do you call a deer with no eyes?

    A no idea

    What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?

    A still no idea

    What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs or skin?

    A still bloody no idea


    How do you count the population of a Poland?

    Roll a penny down a hill
     
    #10 PC-Rasputin, Dec 6, 2015
  11. Why did sally fall of the swing?

    Sally had no arms :)
     
    #11 Lirik, Dec 6, 2015
  12. Knock knock.

    Who's there?




    Not sally ;)
     
    #12 Altitude, Dec 6, 2015
  13. Knock knock

    Who's there?

    To

    To who?

    No, to whom
     
    #13 PC-Rasputin, Dec 6, 2015
  14. Fake and gay
     
    #14 __xXshyeasyXx__, Dec 7, 2015
  15. That deer one made me LOL
     
    #15 arkst, Dec 7, 2015
  16. Dont steal my jokes
     
    #16 Anbu_Blackops, Dec 7, 2015
  17. What do you call a barn full of black people?


    Antique farm equipment
     
    #17 Muskegon, Dec 7, 2015
  18. What do you call a bunch of white people sitting on a bench?


    The NBA
     
    #18 Muskegon, Dec 7, 2015
  19. Obama
     
    #19 BobRoss, Dec 7, 2015
  20.  best one so far
     
    #20 Lirik, Dec 7, 2015
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