How to Ride a Seal

Discussion in 'Ideas + Feature Requests' started by llllll_Jam_llllll, Nov 25, 2015.

  1. Ride or die baby monkey.

    Ride or die
     
  2. Imo, I find it sad that people want to scam others of money they paid to enjoy the game. It's not your fault you can't buy a seal. Stop sucking the fun out of the game for others and get a life. Just my two cents ✌?️

    And I was also hoping this was a thread about riding an actual seal...
     
  3. U sucked out the fund when u spent cash
     
  4. I like how many posts you have.
     
  5. i like how WHO CARES ABOUT POST COUNT GODDAMNIT
     
  6. Fine. You told us how to ride a seal. I'm more interested in learning how to ride a blonde, tho.
     
  7. You can't even get a blonde. Maybe an ugly brunette or a trashy blonde. Maybe just maybe if you flash some fake shiny things, you'll pull off a 50 year old, gray haired blonde. :|
     
  8. This post made my head hurt
     
  9. Heh Ops post the 1st clan u scam if u find a dumb enough clan to pull it off.

    Talk is cheap
     
  10. It's not a scam. It's an art. It's a way of playing, a way of living. Living smart. Living on the edge. A way of living that only the brave, the ruthless, and the daring choose to live. Manipulating the system to work as you wish.
    They are still getting what they paid for, the Seal of the Damned. They are the ones who chose to risk using it outside of a home clan. They are the ones who are selfish by not sharing with those who they left back at home, the same ones who couldn't afford a seal. It's almost funny in a way that you think that my actions take away from the value of that seal.
    :lol: I can afford a seal, buddy. I could buy all the seals I want. I get paid $1200 on average every week after my ~30% tax(state and federal). I don't though, because I know how to save and manage money. Unfortunately, games aren't really worth the money to me. I'd rather buy a car part.
    Maybe epic battles are not very fun for me because I've just started, but from my understanding that's the general consensus. So I'm so sorry I take away from your "fun", but to me, what I do is fun. It's such a thrill being able to fool people, being able to twist things into my favor. In and out of the game, I win, on every level.
    Broke.
    If it was about riding the animal, it would be posted under the Off Topic section. I posted it under the Other Kaw Discussion section for a reason. :roll:
     
  11. You know what manipulating the system got us? Wars that sucked. S3 was the era of sh exploits. S4 was the era of the spies. S5 was the result. A crap war season bc everyone wanted to manipulate the system to work as they wish.

    Also, people who manipulate the system by sharing accounts to grow faster get banned sooner or later.

    When will you learn that manipulating things does not work?

    Also, it's not an art. Just cause the name is "con artist" does not make it an art. And if you think it's a way of living, your deeply messed up in the head.
     
  12. Seal riding is legal and its part of kaw. I have no issue with it. I enjoy the concept, TBH.

    A well run clan will recover all losses through farming the seal rider.
     
  13. I'm not disappointed I'm impressed
     
  14. Thank you.
     
  15. :lol:
     
  16. GLORY