How to Ride a Seal

Discussion in 'Ideas + Feature Requests' started by llllll_Jam_llllll, Nov 25, 2015.

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  1. How to Ride a Seal

    Step 1:
    Post in world chat claiming to have seals.


    Step 2:
    Out of the ads/friend requests/wall posts you get, find one you like.


    Step 3:
    apply
    3a:
    it's pretty standard that you'll get a wall post asking if you have a seal.

    Reply specifying an EXACT AMOUNT you have and make sure you tell them that you want 100% items(or what ever offer they have, for example 50% pots). This is important because it shows that you have what they want, and you want what they have.


    Step 4:
    Read the order in cc, and be sure to be inactive in the eb before your turn. This means if you're next, don't be active in the current eb. This shows that you're simply not present, so you cannot use a seal and they'll bump you further down the list.

    Step 5:
    Come in clan chat 5-10 minutes after the seal has been dropped and be sure to sure a good excuse.


    Step 6:
    When the health bar comes around, wait until the last 7% and then start to use seal of deflection.

    Step 7:
    Repeat this as many times as possible, every time your turn comes, make up another excuse.
    List of possible excuses-
    • 1. "I had a bad case a diarrhea"
      2. "I was about to use the seal"
      3. "I saw a deerbra"
      4. "My cheerleading practice took a tad longer than expected"
      Etc.

    Step 8:
    When your intentions have become obvious, you'll receive some bull crap threat.

    Just tell them a piece of your mind. Treat this as your stress release.


    Now repeat steps 1-8 until you have accumulated enough gold.


    Congrats! You've learned how to ride a seal.
     
    #1 llllll_Jam_llllll, Nov 25, 2015
  2. Yay
     
    #2 ReJoLSA, Nov 25, 2015
  3. Congrats you are broke and can't afford a seal! Now stop making useless threads, most this is common sense of what to do if seal riding. Please go climb into the inactivity hole with Swabia and all the other idiots and don't return.
     
    #3 -V-, Nov 25, 2015
  4. Thank you Sensei
     
    #4 Yamashita, Nov 25, 2015
  5. Haha someone is proud of being such a cheapskate
     
    #5 SavageFury, Nov 25, 2015
  6. Please stop
     
    #6 BobRoss, Nov 25, 2015
  7. This is how you ride a seal..


     
    #7 AshesOfEden, Nov 25, 2015
  8. Some noons don't know how to do it right nice thread
     
    #8 ReJoLSA, Nov 25, 2015
  9. Ain't nothing wrong with being cheap on an game SF that's his way of survival
     
    #9 ReJoLSA, Nov 25, 2015
  10. Nice to see you in Apocalypse kofte DL
    V little confused tho you use to talk crap bout them all the time.

    Well anyway congratulations to kotfe DL
    And v

    And good luck
     
    #10 ReJoLSA, Nov 25, 2015
  11. No I used to talk crap about your clan all the time, remember? The one you ran from in the middle of osw?
     
    #11 -V-, Nov 25, 2015
  12. Nah I remember you saying some stugmff bout apoc to bad I don't have that line account anymore. Also its nice to see you riding sticks again
     
    #12 ReJoLSA, Nov 25, 2015
  13. I expected a thread on actual seal riding. You disappoint me.
     
    #13 -IIXII-AJ-IIXII-, Nov 25, 2015
  14. That sounds like v. absolutely
     
    #14 One-BaDaSs_PaiN-In_Ur-AsS_LiLi, Nov 25, 2015
  15. Let's try to not stray too far off topic guys.
     
    #15 llllll_Jam_llllll, Nov 25, 2015
  16. the topic is scammers and liars. V fits perfectly in.
     
    #16 One-BaDaSs_PaiN-In_Ur-AsS_LiLi, Nov 25, 2015
  17. Lmao he has a point though
     
    #17 ReJoLSA, Nov 25, 2015
  18. Nice thread... lol
     
    #18 Ken_Ken, Nov 25, 2015
  19. I'm pretty sure they'd just kick you instantly if you don't deal when it's your turn.
     
    #19 IlIIl_IllDonaIdJTrumplII_IllII, Nov 25, 2015
  20. Nah they wont
     
    #20 ReJoLSA, Nov 25, 2015
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