I was sitting quietly after work having a drink at my local bar one evening. A guy walked in with a steering wheel down his pants. The barman was as suprised as me. He said " hey mate, how come you've got a steering wheel down your pants" ? The man replied. " I dunno.. But it's driving me nuts " !
A pair of old ladies were knitting but because of their arthritis their hands couldn't stop shaking. Needless to say, putting a thread in a needle was difficult. But it wasn't until an hour that the aged females realised... THE THREAD WAS BAD