You are not me

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by PrestonGarvey, Nov 22, 2015.

  1. You are not me...

    Evidence?

    My schizophrenic side only plays pimd

    You are not as cool as me

    You are almost as nooby as me

    You do not know the meaning of plonker

    You believe in farts, I do not

    You have no trousers on right now

    You eat

    You grass the food onto the colour Jennifer Lawrence

    You're face is ugly

    You're not callous

    Freedom of speech

    You can drink people without getting indigestion

    You suck gob stoppers

    There we go, that is the evidence that you are not me
     
    #1 PrestonGarvey, Nov 22, 2015
  2. I'm glad I'm not you
     
    #2 FizzyLiftingDrink, Nov 22, 2015
  3. Nice to know, I think you would make a great triangle
     
    #3 PrestonGarvey, Nov 22, 2015
  4. Sounds like a regular Saturday night to me... What's the problem here??
     
    #4 PRIME, Nov 22, 2015
  5. You're an idiot.
     
    #5 Kasama, Nov 22, 2015
  6. The part of you that plays pimd, wouldn't that fall under DID? not schizophrenia?
     
    #6 _BuTtNaKeD_-SpAzTeCiAn-_TwInKy, Nov 22, 2015
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    #7 ZomBKing, Nov 22, 2015
  8. Bump
     
    #8 IIIIIIZIIIIIoIIIIImIIIIIBIIIII, Nov 22, 2015
  9. What a joke, making rpl look bad.
    Please don't post your crap on forums again.
     
    #9 vro, Nov 22, 2015
  10. Indeed
     
    #10 NinjaFresh, Nov 22, 2015
  11. Read his banner you oreo eating transvestite
     
    #11 vitalsigns, Nov 22, 2015
  12. This...
     
    #12 PrestonGarvey, Nov 23, 2015
  13. Farts are legit. You should believe in them. Also, don't hold them in. EVER! They can travel up your spine and turn into crappy ideas.
     
    #13 -Rasta-, Nov 23, 2015
  14. I grass my food onto radiowave 63.22 off of I-91. Does that make us cousins? cuz the color of the particles are basically a J-Law
     
    #14 Bonfifi, Nov 23, 2015
  15. Support
     
    #15 Cub, Nov 23, 2015
  16. CanYou is right . It's still making us look bad for those who do not know
     
    #16 Cub, Nov 23, 2015
  17. but if people really cared they would read my banner, im not making rpl look bad, my banner is quite clearly stating that little nub, go build some stables then talk to me.
     
    #17 PrestonGarvey, Nov 23, 2015
  18. Rpl looked good ?
     
    #18 Absolute, Nov 23, 2015
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