Kaw Freestyle Cypher 2015

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Static, Jan 23, 2015.

  1. *wakes up* "where my bread at?"
    I just got head
    but where the kush and tha slave at?

    50 shades of Static
    I demand my new strange
    Im rollin up my own kush
    and unraveling my hoes strangs

    Id correct and say *strings
    but these chickens aint got none
    but that fiyah dome?
    these chicks got that hot one!

    theres no hoe that I cant have
    and no woman that is not mine
    u ran it like a stop sign...
    and I aint even popped mine

    so why yo wife got lock jaw?
    Ya grandkids call me paw-paw
    I fisted like a southpaw
    but yo chick gets a "no call"

    nope its not roll call
    but im rollin sniffin strait raw
    get in line & do a line
    & hop up off my nutz, just go, dog!

    as a matter of fact...
    go and bring ya wife back
    cuz I work for the city now
    and I get paid to pipe that!

    layin the iron
    like now I'm playin golf
    she was just so soft...
    no wonder I knocked her off!

    Im a gangsta type
    and ya girl wanna live that life
    I blame cocaine and ice
    I shoot... and she love tha dice

    but shes not even a dime
    and that lean got her turnt up
    sprite with that syrup
    bout to get that ass burnt up
     
  2. I'm getting tired of this Lilly person, your crituqe is causing to much noise
     
  3. Proving people's prevalence primarily prioritized
    Irascibility with inflammation now homogenized
    As time goes ticking by, what I left behind, it's still alive
    They all say they're the best, this ambiguity I criticize

    Ok, ok, that's a little complicated, but
    No way, No way, does that say my skill is jaded, cuz
    Olé, olé, I could dance around you fakers, so
    Go pray, go pray, this matador ain't gonna maim you for

    All the sins I see in this
    Some of you lack cohesiveness
    It's like you typed this blind, sword-fighting, with two p*****s

    So I'll correct these grievances
    The legendary reaper's in
    Brobot9 is terrifying, record's causing sleeplessness
     
  4. It's been forever since I've been here, gripping the mic
    Oil the engine, get it in gear, rhymes to recite
    See the children hiding in fear, riddled with fright
    Because the Brobot has re-entered, fixing to bite

    So alright, I can bet that most of you forgot me
    Expected, suppressing the better one makes you top seed
    Ignore the diffidence galore that roared when I rocked thee
    Thy wit showeth to be prosaic, mistakenly côcky

    Thy platitudinous sayings are insipid and trite
    "Thy dycketh is small" say thee with frivolous might
    And after all these cliché disses, what doth we find?
    Thy unoriginality is killing thy bootless mind

    The same old insults written, concerning drugs and women
    Your budding mind envisions, nothing cuz you've just killed it
    The same topics are rehashed, trying to get attention
    Your efforts are tantamount to starving children's nutrition...it's not there


    Aah I've missed writing on this thread
     
  5. #support hahahaha

    funny enough is that my speakers are playing that "no way" by Futuristic. Hes cold and we all know that. Glad u could copy and paste him for us. #sike
     
  6. Strap on your reading glasses
    You fakers slow as molasses
    My first draft was faster
    I slowed it down to make it last just
    Picture perfectly poised pens and pencils
    Pent up pensive pictorials - pleased to stencil
    Your latest endeavor crushed by my fists of lyrical
    Vendettas that flatten the earth - no longer spherical
    Cyn's a sadist sent to strip farm and reinvent ya
    As a sickly sickle cell stricken kingdom dismembered
    Remember, my skill set involves a certain flare
    They say I'm pretty good, but I'm really your worst nightmare
    A mean dream with a mean streak
    I'll reach through your screen
    Gauge your eyes from your skull just to make you believe
    That what you see is not a scene built to make you scream
    But a harsh reality - this is me being me
    You wake up in a cold sweat relieved you're alive
    Til you look over and I'm standing right at your bedside
    You blink twice, hide your eyes then pray to the skies
    But the skies don't respond because the skies are mine
    I laugh at your cries - your reality is built on lies
    So try this on for size while I enjoy your demise:
    I allowed your existence and though I admire your persistence
    In this universe I can end your shh in an instant
     
  7. ...in an instant
    I strait murder a flow
    I servin em rogue
    bars, just please hold on

    ...to the mic, cuz its hot
    and im servin the rocks
    Im swervin in the lane
    and ignorin the cops

    cuz if I get stopped
    its a shootout in the street
    hittin all witnesses
    and anybody with a beef

    cuz everybody wit a beef
    is another gun aimed
    at my face, and I like my face
    and cherish my brain!

    So yea, im highly conceited
    Im highly regarded as the King
    ...cuz nobody can unseat me
    and very few have beat me!

    how could somebody beat this?
    ill put a rack on it...
    ...that I'm just rappin street sense
    the track is just a street scent

    and my street smells...
    of fresh hundred dollar bills
    and princess cut diamonds
    shoved deep inside my grill

    ...a fitted cap
    Ray Bans and a 50 cal.
    Jordans hold me down
    and 3 cuts in my brow.

    I got a pocket full of money
    but my cash is all debit
    so when I make it rain...
    strippers gotta check my credit!

    and I likes my strippers
    ...fishnets and the zippers
    $80 dance and u can suck the nipple

    ...but yo broke ass better tip her
    :lol:

     
  8. Static calls himself the king??? Hubris, pure hubris
     
  9. You gotta freestyle in different language to be king, follow the rules Static lol
     
  10. I know I'm not Static,
    and I know never will be
    The one who "smokes a blunt" for this ain't really thinking clearly

    But that's not who I've come to diss
    So hit the beat and plunge in this
    Nihongo desuka? What the frick
    Won't need to have to translate this

    So tell me all the things I've missed
    A naming change, but still amiss
    This sleazy, preachy, screechy Meechy hasn't changed a single bit

    Back from the times when you were Yolo
    Getting beat by every bozo
    Oh no, Yolo's known no cold flow, mojo gone away? Don't hope so

    Everything he spits? Irrelevant
    Flow and bars and grit? Ahead of it
    Presence fading from the light, oh wait that's why you're Darko, isn't it

    I could go on and on, take you apart, come on let's do this
    But it's apparent that it's you who has false sense of hubris
     
  11. haha I like that rhyme scheme

    I dont know about this hubris
    but I know I got a few bricks
    stashed away for a rainy day
    just in case I need to move it!

    I stay gettin kitty like Anubis
    and they say I got a huge stick
    I love myself a cute chick...
    that its spit I use to lube with!

    Ill just leave opponents clueless
    infused with fresh bruises
    the lesson was you choosin...
    you chose to lose, so lets do it!

    My raps ill, too real with the music
    bars feverish, too hard & too sick!
    My artistry is starred and ruthless.
    the heart of it is futile,
    scarred, brutal, and fruitless.
     
  12. Haha I'm booted
    Got the munchies sippin on ice-E
    Got so high I can't see
    Did two twins like Siamese
    Passed them to the left like here try these
    Bars like home run I'm like babe Ruth
    Call me honest Abe cause I speak the truth
    Like a magician I make your girl go poof
    Spitting so much fire I lit up the roof
    Ahhhh
    Fire on the ceiling can't tell what I'm feeling but it must be good
    Spitting so much fire think i never will retire tho i never could
    Y'all need to pay attention and listen to my listen ya really should
    Im trying to do my best and be better than the rest coming straight out the hood

    The government says dont do drugs kids and stay school
    But yet sell tabaco on the streets like it what makes you cool
    Takes weed of the streets which is something that you need
    Then sell you nicotine which is something that you'll pheine so there money keeps rollin in
    Putting up ur rent and lowering your checks so now your broke
    End up join a gang just to make a name now your selling coke
    Locks u up in jail says ur lifes a fail then tosses the key
    Funds prisons more than school playing us for a fool like why cant y'all see
    Its a circle of corrupt there is no trust and never will be
     
  13. Wow ive been sitting back, brobot think he can go on the attack,forgot the last round? Your sh!t was wack I merked you son, and everybody else, now I'm sitting back to watch how they act.
    You and Static couldn't buy a Cadallic with them crappy raps
    It is time for y'all to meet the backend of a spade
    and be sent to an early grave
    This is braggart rap son, and this road I paved
    Is laden with knaves to brave to save face
    So I dismember, dishonor straight disgrace
    When people spit their **** their message is a mess
    What they need to do is confess their lack of skill
    Test their lack of will
    Digest people who are ill
    n best go for the kill
    I make the violent spill
    Turn the scene into a horror flick Silent Hill
    The Median and the mean will never have the mode
    to test me
    or to best me
    They should be confessing
    straight digesting
    when I commit sin with a pen
    Like a poker win it's all in
    So there's no confessing
    to what's interesting
    I'm only suggesting
    This lyrical wrestling
    Is beyond your ken of testing
    While I'm not no where near the best thing
    To hit the scene
    I have been besting
    99.9 of these forum MC's
    MC's attention pwease
    Do you feel that cold breeze
    It is Vader trying to wheeze
    Followed by the swarm of a hundred bees
    And the warmth of my heart beat
    At 20 below C
    With Janet Reno below these
    D@nm that's cold G
    Ho please
    This is just your brain freeze
    This ain't sheeze
    For meeze
    To meaze
    with the beazes
    For sheazy
    I'm out-too eazy Brobot
     
  14. You come at me with more insults brobot, your still a rooky, and you cant out-freestyle me son
     
  15. Oh and Meechy darko means dope/beautiful gift
     
  16. Stopped reading after u mentioned my name again.

    *yawned through the rest*
     
  17. Lol you still don't have better flow then me though static
     
  18. we did this on line already. Ur funny.
     
  19. Peasantly peon protesting prosaically
    Proving the primitiveness of his claim to be
    Better than everyone shredding here, basically
    Wastefully making a statement, mistakenly

    Guided that he is the best of the greatest, he
    Worships himself for his lack of flow faithfully
    Blinded by his own belief that he's making me
    Tremble because of his disses, what flagrancy

    What is this race to me? Easy to win
    You think you'll escape from me? Heed me to this
    Don't get too cøcky, boy, I wouldn't want you to go back to mom and dad bleeding your wrist

    Your efforts are funny, but failure is imminent
    You're demonstrating decay in your diligence
    Yolo can't take this insane verbal stimulant
    Victory's for certain, I'm waiting to win this 
     
  20. Brobot saw my ryhmes and tried to up his vocabulary, these pitiful pedi-flows
    Look like someone tried
    to slide dumb nursery rhymes
    The time has been bide
    Your not the ox
    that puts the fox
    in the box
    I do not serve canned yams
    with green eggs; but I will go ham
    slap sam I am call him mam with gams
    Yes mice are nice
    So are lice with rice
    with a dash of spice
    this grinch stole christmas
    whenches dished disses
    slapped like b!tches
    snapped like pitchees (pictures)
    Stepping up to the cat in the hat
    With a nailed bat-splat
    introducing the acrobats
    with cat on the mat
    get spinkicked-look your shook, this sh!t is just random thought, too much intelligence got you scared from the look
    Teacher teacher-time for the story book
    Teacher- where's the hook
    Time to go back to the Nook and see
    what happened to captain Hook
    Maybe slip Took his marbles
    Like a chocobo I straight warble
    I will straight take the Kokoro (Japanese word for heart)
    out of Pincocchio
    because the nose knows
    to follow the yellow brick road h0es
    yeah stright Blue clues in the booth
    genies disapper like poof dude
    wish you were hear
    harpoon you like scorpian
    get over here -scorching them
    this is a no sh!t sherlock
    murder at the boondocks
    The comp is like Riley vs. Dr Wily
    do what you muster
    take an X; buster!
    make the crowd go woo hah
    straight marine hoo rah
    sending Max Payne through
    A window paine
    98 I debate was great
    but 2008 was 2000 and fake
    I just cooked the comp like pizzas
    take and bake
    took your trache
    from pages you read
    since you were age eight
    I'll end this with a Kupo, Kweh and have a nice day!