In this modern world almost 1 in 5 deaths is directly linked to obesity. Several reports list the current amount of obese people in the world at approximately 1.8 billion. This number is ridiculous. Being the progressive that I am I would like to take a corrective action. I believe that the best course of action is to remove utensils for eating worldwide. The removal of these utensils will mean that if will take a longer duration of time for people to eat their meals, making them fill up on food faster and directly reduce obesity worldwide! It is scientifically proven to work. I would like for you to join in with me in the banning of utensils. Imagine how all the parents who lost their children to the ravages of obesity feel, BAN FORKS, BAN SPOONS, BAN KNIVES, even BAN CHOPSTICKS. Save the children! We know this won't prevent all deaths as a result of obesity but it is a step in the right direction. We however will have to enforce strick laws on this ban and proceed to securely close our border. It would be extremely easy for utensils to be illegally transported this way. Utensils can also be created at home, so we must implement routine searches of all residences to ensure that they are not in possession of illegal contraband. It's for the children! Please help me in my quest to make a safer world for our children! Ban utensils! Only a heartless monster wouldn't agree with this ban.
People are fat largely because they are lazy not all because of how much they eat give them a kick up the ass and get them to exercise.
I am aware this won't protect all people from the ravages of obesity. But it is a step in the right direction. If we can limit their consumption by use of utensils maybe they will not become obese and die. Think of the children. I am aware there are means to eat excess amounts of food without utensils but this would change the statistics and force people to alternative means.
You're ignoring the problem! People can't get fat without eating. The way to fight obesity is to ban utensils to limit food consumption.
I am aware there are alternative means to eat food, like there are alternatives to gun violence, but banning utensils will help reduce the risk of obesity. Therefore they should be removed from everyday life.
Then you will have to put up with the obese people eating with their hands ergh let them keep their utensils.
It is the individual's choice to eat and act as they see fit, if you want to be told how to act move to a dictatorship nation. If people are incapable of controlling their rate of consumption and die from it, consider it Darwinism at work.
Are you telling me it's an individual's personal choice rather than the tool they use to preform the action that is responsible for the result? That can't be right.
Take someone's metabolism into consideration. I know people who eat healthy I know people who eat horribly Some are over weight, some are below It's not all about eating more or too much..
Might as well, be on gun powder diet. Oh, exercise your index finger it might get fat, be trigger happy. You can choose any CALIBER of exercise as long as it would excite you like troll does.
I am spreading obesity awareness, and trying to solve a world problem about utensil usage and it's direct rate on obesity.
We could just round up all the people who like food/guns and execute them. Problem solved right? Hell lets throw in smokers as well.