Ok so I woke up this morning at like 4:30 this morning and was hungry. So I naturally walk into my kitchen to grab something..... Healthy(yay :cry: I hate trying to keep this saxy body) So while I was walking in through the door I see this figure of a little kid or a midget or something. So I do what every grown man and soldier would do. Scream like a little girl and attempt to run away which results into me running into the wall. So while I'm hopping around swearing like every dog and man does. While this is happening my son emerges from the shadows... He turns on the light and says, "Daddy you scream like a girl." So obviously embarrassed, I just respond and say, "Son, woman can be very dangerous. What you just heard was just a standard procedure of the womanly vocal chords." That's how my morning began.
Went to bed, woke up at 7, spent less than half that time asleep. I slept for more than 30min in a row only once, and during that time I had a dream where I went to bed and tried to fall asleep. Today's been great.