HOW TO REALLY HUNT SEALS Step 1: Book a helicopter flight in the antartic Step 2: Go to antartic(Make sure you buy a plane ticket first!) Step 3: Board the helicopter along side with its experienced crew of seal trackers Step 4: find seals Step 5: Take out your seal harpoon Step 6: Stab and kill a seal, cut out it's guts and bring it onto the helicopter with you Step 7: Sell for profit or keep it as a souvenir
Not really TNT, a more intense way of hunting seals is this! Seal hunting the old fashioned way Step 1: Rent an excellent boat Step 2: hire a couple of seal hunters Step 3: sail across the ocean to the antartic(Make sure you bring flares, coats, oil, matches and food!) Step 4: Set up camp on a glacier(Yes, this is possible if the glacier is stable) Step 5: Find seal breathing holes!( Seals are mammals, they need to come up for air) Step 6: Wait for seal to approach Step 7: Seal is here! Kill it with a nice clean seal harpoon to the head! Step 8: pull the seal out of the hole Step 9: Carve off the fat and other pieces of unwanted and useless parts of the seal that would bring innessecary weight onto the boat) Step 10: Sail back, sell the seal or keep as a souvenir!
Ok hypothetical: Let's say you're in the Antarctic. You have 2 paths...one is to finding a seal, the other is a path to Jesus. Which one would you light on fire?
Actually Wiley, it is possible to set the antartic on fire(or a small fire). Seal blubber and fat make very good substances to start a fire in as they can keep the fire going for long periods of time. Nonetheless, direction of where you want your fire to be going is not at your control nor is the life of your fire
Can this thread be nominated for best of? I laughed hysterically excluding the sociopathic genocide story on seals. But laughed again after Willys rants. Good recover.