Prime Minister Campaign Speech

Discussion in 'Other KaW Discussion' started by Snoopy, Jul 14, 2015.

  1. As the campaigning for this years 2015 Prime Minister Voting happens, I am announcing my enrollment in the race.

    The EmethAdministration strives to help the people, and trust us, we care!

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    Our state of the art hotline is like NO OTHER! With cats, who wouldn't trust us!

    Now, of course to have a campaign I must have a speech so here it is,

    Dear People,

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    Thank you.

    Now of course, I know from example(Ashes), that to be voted in I must have shining and hawt pictures of hawt women.

    So first, here is my VP, Yvette

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    These next two are my Secretary and Vice VP(right to left)

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    Now, VOTE EMETH FOR PRIME MINISTER!


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  2. Didn't you die ? Seem to remember a thread about how you'd died serving in the armed forces .
     
  3. One simply doesn't imgfit
     
  4. Hahaha! Nice try to help gain yourself votes but we all know who is going to win! :lol:
    PREPARE TO GET YO ASS KICKED
     
  5. I am voting for Rob Ford
     
  6. You are now voting for Emeth.
     
  7. I need a prime minister that has VP/secs with bigger cups. How does she not know to order an extra large instead if a small?
     
  8. Here is how the Greek Prime Minister's campaign speech will be...

    Dear Greeks,I encouraged you to reject a bailout deal and then got you a worse deal. You. Are. Welcome.

    Vote for me. Now to go get lamb greasy
     
  9. Huge controversy on whether or not I died, however, to the one not only disrespected me but my fellow soldiers who DID die on the field with me, burn in a fiery crash.
     
  10. She is hawt.
     
  11. I de-Vote for you
    Also known as voting for your opposition
     
  12. I refuse this fate. I will give you free cookies.....