Hello forums, I'd like to do a poll of you guys to see where your political leanings lie and who you support for the upcoming (in 1 1/2 years or so) elections for the USA president. Unlike the other poll by Nathan_WINNING, feel free to nominate ANYTHING that would do a good job at keeping 'Murica the global kickass powerhouse.. Let me suggest a few to get started! TOM BRADY Pros: The currency won't go through inflation during his term.. We know where he stands on LGBT rights from the video above Cons: His VP Bill Belichick would put NSA and CIA to shame when it comes to Spying on yo ass ELSA Pros: She's freeze Putin's assets.. And his ass Cons: US will look like Canada.. Even in the summer Weird Al Yankovic Pros: 'Murica will be an Amish Paradise Cons: EAT IT! And FAT! MOOSE (Yes.. Our beloved KaW Moose.. The Canadian) Moose's running mates.. Pros: He'll bring universal healthcare to the Americans Cons: ....wait.. Are those furry bras!?!???... What's going on there!? *Dont get distracted.. JULES ...and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger!... Pros: The rebel flag will be gone from a government building in a hurry Cons: He'll come and suck down on our Sprite MONICA LEWINSKY Pros: She'll have Putin by the Cigar in no time.. Cons: Sign me up for a White House intern right now! OSCAR THE GROUCH Pros: He lives in a trash can! He SO knows the American middle class.. Cons: Doesn't he look like someone who would legalize weed all over the states? *Please rise to sing the American National Anthem.. Cos this thread needz moar Americaness.. ..and the rockets red glare.. Phat asses everywhere.. Where were we?.. Oh right.. Presidential candidates.. Daenarys Our President commands Dragons.. Your argument is invalid.. ALIENS GUY Guns! Bikinis! Toilets getting blown up!.. 'MURICA!!!!! CHRISTOPHER WALKEN Seriously.. I'd vote for this guy.. For one thing.... He'd bring more cowbells.. DEADPOOL Suck it Rikkimaru!! Red Apheriun Who better than our venerable Red Apheriun to stimulate the eKaWnomy? KATE UPTON! Something in me just got a huge inflation.. Suggest away!
Moose for pres! I suggest Caitlyn Jenner Pros: Former Althete. Knows how it is to be a man and a woman. Cons: Can no longer refer to her as Bruce.
The Governator, "Arnold Schwarzenegger." Unbiased, honest, and fearless. He will OBAMAnate debt and legalize weed. Nobody will care about oil spills stoned-or care about eating shrimp covered in oil while on the munchies.