Domo, you make it sound like Willy filled out an application and applied for VK. And Ash, that ***** is definitely goose stepping. Whats up with that?
I think cider gets an unfair rap. It's a little cheaper than beer, tastes nicer than half the **** I had access to in my younger years. I've been drinking ciders and ales whenever there's no straights available since I was 15 years old. They're really not that bad.
Then what did I get it for? My in depth VK application? 4 times now. What the heck did you just say about my restraint, guy? I’ll have you know I am on top of the LB in all restraint categories in this game, and have been involved in numerous restraint related events on hundreds of kingdoms, and have over 3000 confirmed occasions of restricted activity. I am trained in The Restrictive Sciences and am one of the top compliment earners in the entire VK roster (just under Sean). You are nothing to me but just another guy who wants to drive in my Valiant Volkswagon, bro. I will wipe your mouth after you eat spaghetti with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words, skippy. You think you can get away with saying I have no restraint the Internet? Think again, waffle sniff. As we speak, I am contacting a secret network of spies across KAW and your time zone is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, bro. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call "my restraint". I can be anywhere, anytime, and can show restraint in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my sheer will. Not only am I extensively trained in peaceful negotiation by the Pope, but have access to Trillions of banks and will use them to full extent to buy you thousands of seals, and happificate your miserable ass off the face of the app, bro. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you clownshoe. I will exude restraint all over you and you will drown in it. You’re done, kiddo.
I love Guiness and Cider Jack mixed. It's called a Dirty Apple. The 2 beers separate. It's science and getting drunk. Win-win for me. I'm a nerd.
O M F G! Willy, you are now my absolute favorite VK! Wow, that was some epic excellence right there! Restraint the hell outa that guy!
Willy, sounds like a good mix, definitely try it when I'm next out. As an occasional bartender, I've made some decent drinks in my time, however when I start drinking that's gone. My most recent was an attempt with a blender, goon (cheap, strong box wine), vodka, some chilli, ice cream, lemonade and barbecue sauce. Possibly the worst thing I've ever made, but tasted okay while pissed. My base drink is Somersby cider, drink half the bottle or can, fill rest with vodka.