I saw a...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Nathan_WINNING, Mar 27, 2015.

  1. Replied the retarded T. rex
     
  2. With penguins eating ice cream on it
     
  3. Just to confirm, they were eating the ice cream very seductively.
     
  4. And they had escaped from the zoo they were being held in and they are ninja penguins
     
  5. That moved slower than snails
     
  6. Moved slower than the fastest snail ever, Lightning Larry Luciano, clocking in at 120 km/h
     
  7. And Lightning Larry Luciano just recently won the 2015 snail race which gave him an amazing penguin butler named Hazza as a prize
     
  8. Was challenged by the flash
     
  9. But flash was on steroids
     
  10. And came back as a turtle
     
  11. And shrivelled up and died
     
  12. Until satin came and gave him a hug