YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, SKIPS, WE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Senior Crackalack and his band of merry thieves broke into our tree and stole the cookies. NOT ALL OF EM'! JUST THE READILY AVAILABLE ONES! Now Tiny Tim ain't coming home for Christmas! But that's ok, children. Uncle Dad and the unsanitary soapless slap happy crew has big plans. Once the crispy chicken soggy's out, me and Colonel Sanders have this thing going on. It's like buttah. It's thiefy. My ninja. He's tricksy. We took. They took. But, they like just copied us. We were eventificating. They were fueled with rectal rage and bum fire. I could smell it. 'Twas rancid. I digress. Such rage and hostility will surely chafe this Willy. I see this ending on 6/21/2015 at 10:34am GMT. Yup. I'm a fortune telling wizard like Tom Cruise. Ha ha, you're glib. So basically, after you read this, I will request a lock from Chris Farley from beyond the grave. Mods, steer clear of this threadulus with your magical locking mechanism...Farley has this. But appreciate the green envy. Your gravy is true. I hope you all visit us folk when we get out of this crazy lion cagey prison of emotion. Our feels are our worst enema. Semper Fi, Skips. And remember, Mama Cass said it best when she said..... *choke on ham sandwichy sound*
Re: THE END OF BARRY HANDSEN: The Really Real Story That's illegal in all states that have borders. You're going to get lambasted. I will likely ignore you too.
Re: THE END OF BARRY HANDSEN: The Really Real Story Firsting is bannable. Willy... Are you OK? Did the aliens get you? Or am I missing something here Edit: I... Think I understand. Although if I'm right, I'd honestly prefer to be wrong.
Re: THE END OF BARRY HANDSEN: The Really Real Story You just don't speak jive, skippy. It's ok. Nobody's perfect.
Re: THE END OF BARRY HANDSEN: The Really Real Story TV's Amy Poehler can't speak for you ashes, you need to aim higher than that. What would S.E. Cupp Think about our OSW?
Willy.. This is how I picture you in this OSW... An oiled up half naked buff dude mosh pitting into a sea of oiled up half naked dudes..