My New EB Idea

Discussion in 'Other KaW Discussion' started by X-D, Jun 10, 2015.

  1. My Big Fat EB Idea


    INTRO

    Have you ever wondered what it would be like if an EB hit back? Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the was an EB more like a war? Well fret no more for
    Makaruj the Noobzilla
    is here, he has three phases, all of them unique and interesting, so let's explore this new EB...

    Phase 1

    So phase one begins with a single bar with one health titled "Find Makaruj the Noobzilla". You must scout once to begin the EB, it is an simple phase. You then hit the main bar down to 75% using attacks only.

    Phase 2

    In cc, as a notification: "Makaruj leaves a message on your wall threatening to unleash the full fury of him and all his ALTs". Upon heading to the attacking screen you are faced with three large bars "Steal his gold!", obviously a stealing bar; "Kill his troops!", obviously an assassination bar; and "Learn his Kingdom!", obviously am scouting bar. If at any point you are defeated, all of your troops and spies are lost as he xtals 20 to beat you, and the bars are reset. Each are fairly big. Upon completing this bar you receive a message saying "I know it was you..." When you receive this message 25% troops and spies get taken away from you, but you can carry on hitting the main bar, until you reach 10% when...

    Phase 3

    You have 50% of your troops taken away, as a message pops up saying "Stop farming Makaruj! We are his clan, and we will stop you!!!". Upon receiving this, you are given a bar where you can either attack or assassinate, or steal, or scout. The message will be "Take out the clan!". It is a massive bar, it doesn't regenerate fortunately. You will have 100% of your troops and spies taken away from you before being able to finish the main bar. Once you have completed the EB you will be given an authentic message from " Makaruj_The_Noobzilla" saying "plz stp. i had 2 reset cuz of u. u awsum farmer." the EB will end and each member will be given a minimum of 1 billion each. Nice pay for some smaller players.

    Thanks for reading, yes I am back for the few who may have a small vague memory of me, and yes this is a joke, thanks for reading!

    X-D

    #devouring #banfarming XDXDXD who remembers that?
     
  2. No support
     
  3. Thanks!

    XD
     
  4. Nope. Eb monsters are pacifists.

    Its really just a form of bullying.

    #StopTheEbBullying
     
  5. #JeSuisApheriun
    #Cut4Calydor
     
  6. Or you could just actually hit a clan. Problem solved.
     
  7. you didnt read the last lines
     
  8. Am I the only one who found this funny :lol: