my jokes thread

Discussion in 'Questions/Feedback' started by -Killer-King-, May 29, 2015.

  1. I started this thread for people to have a good time even though they're having a bad day. You can also post some jokes that you know that aren't posted yet.

    May This Thread give laughter to many people!:D

    I'll start:
    There's a blonde who was punished to stay on a circle for 1 hour the person guarded the blonde and so the blonde said " there's a bird " then pointed out to the sky the the person looked but saw nothing so he came back to guarding the blonde when he saw the blonde laughing he asked," why are you laughing?" The blonde said," when you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle." Then she started laughing again the person asked again " why are you laughing again?" The blonde said,"when you were too focused on me talking I stepped out of the circle again."
     
  2. "First, I will scout you to find out your kingdom's weakness, then I will steal gold from your kingdom, preferably 10,000,000,000 gold! Then, I will assassinate your troops to weaken your kingdom's defence!!

    Last but not least, I will
    attack your kingdom all the way to victory!!!" :lol:
     
  3. where does the fish go to work? in the O-fish (office)
    what kind of tree can be fitted in your hand? palm tree
     
  4. Why did the console peasant cross the road?

    To load the buildings on the other side.
     
  5. ps1 is an actual build
     
  6. I am a noob
    #jokes
     
  7. do joke threads count as jokes? Jus wondering..
     
  8. Those are nice jokes guys
     
  9. What do you get when you open a box with a question mark symbol on it?

    You lost
    1 Nobility Point!
     
  10. My joke:

    OP is LB
     
  11. What do you call a Fox News host who's really really sad?

    Bill O'Criley.