The Tale of Z'uthmerak Many of KaW knows Z'uthmerak as a mean monster who wrecks havoc on small kingdoms.. But Z (Too lazy to type the whole name) is just a regular guy like us.. All he wants is to meet a nice chick and have a normal life... And get paid more than the minimum wage that ATA pays him.. One day.. While out grocery shopping.. He meets the chick of his dreams (*insert sappy romantic musik) She encourages to follow his dreams.. "What do you want to be?" She asks.. "I want to be a wrestler!" Z exaims.. "Follow your passion" She encourages.. "OK!... Can we spoon first?" *Deleted scene with the Chikka-Bow-Wow music So Z works out.. Learns the techniques.. Gets buffed and started taking on other monsters in wrestling.. *Eye of the Tiger music He defeats the reigning champ "Doc Oc" and becomes filthy rich.. Z is now famous and fame starts to get into his head.. *I'm on a boat! song plays He starts to throw wild parties.. Hawt chicks everywhere! *Gin and Juice song plays Hawt chicks everywhere!!!.. But alas, his sweety leaves him as he has become a monster who forgot wha he wants in his life.. *Go your own way... song plays.. Z was crushed.. He knew he lost his way.. And his passion and dreams have slipped away while he was partying.. He enters rehab to purify his mind and cleanse his body of evil influences .. *Kenny G plays.. And finally.. Z gains his old self back again.. And challenges the slimy wrestling champion Frog in front of live PPV! *Katy Perry Roar plays.. Frog was no match for the old Z.. The whole of KaW cheered as Z kicked Frog's Ass Alas.. Z found redemption... And he apologized to his sweety.. ...and they lived happily ever after! *KaW background musik plays.. THE END *KaW background music keeps playing cos you can't figure out how to turn it off..
You only said is name once and was tired of typing it? Lmao but anyway this is one of the best threads I have read in a while you never fail to make me laugh Ashes, good job bud. :lol: