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This is the end... My only friend..

My name is Major Willie.. And this is my story for an interview with a renegade colonel Ashes who has gone insane in the jungles of KaW






Everyday that I sit in this motel room without an interview, I get weaker..

Everyday Ashes squats in the bush, he gets stronger..






Everyone gets what they want in life..

I wanted an interview.. And for my sins.. They gave me one.. After this, I'll never want another..

"INTERVIEW.. WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE"






My mission is to go up the No Drama river in a Plastic Patrol Boat, interview some crazy folks along the way.. And find Ashes who has gone insane and operating beyond all moral bounds with a band of fierce, KaW forum trolls






I met a surfer named Frog.. Too much sun and osw's in the KaW jungle zapped his head..






I also met my son.. TimDaFreak.. Who frankly is a sexier version of me and quite possibly the best smelling dude in KaW






The First of the Ninth was an KotFE Cavalry division who traded in their stables for Volaries and went tearassing around KaW, looking for the ****..






They have given Charlie a few surprises in their day..

Their leader is a totally insane and totally buff dude named 'Mare..






I LOVE THE SMELL OF A STRIPPED NAKED ENEMY IN THE MORNING






I also met a super hawt LovelyDeni from A8..






Finally, I arrived at Colonel Ashes compound.. There I met an journalist named The Philosopher who taught me dialectics..






Lost in a KaW wilderness of pain..

...and all the children have gone insane..






I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor . . . and surviving.


Stay tuned for my epic journey and interview with Ashes (If I make it out alive)


In the mean time... I leave you with moar Deni..

 

This is mah deep thoughts art house take on the state of Kaw!

It haz symbolism.. It haz satiric insight.. It has playboy bunnies..


Respect meh!!!!