Joke Thread!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by --Aether--, May 12, 2015.

  1. Welcome To The Joke Thread



    As the title says, Welcome!


    This is the Joke Thread.
    All of those funny jokes you read on facebook or saw somewhere on the intermenets can be put here!

    Feel free to share anything you have come up with on your own or taken from someplace else with everyone else on this thread!


    Rules



    • No Racist Jokes

      No making jokes about other players

      No making jokes of any form that tease or voice hatred towards ATA or any of the KAW staff members


      Have Fun



    Let's get some good laughs out of this thread, shall we?
     
  2. Where are the jokes?
     
  3. The thread has only just begun! Be patient, warrior, and contribute by posting your own, perhaps?
     
  4. This thread is a great joke
     
  5. How do you kill a vegetarian? A steak to the heart
     
  6. Heres my joke: im a pro
     
  7. Oh wait.... You DIDNT want sexist jokes.











    my bad

     
  8. Frog
     
  9. Too good I just don't want anyone to get offended @Frog but those are kinda funny
     
  10. Just to show you I'm an equal-opportunity frog....

     
  11. My sister went to the therapists today. She was told these jokes by her therapist.

    How long does it take to paint a house with dead babies?

    Depends on how hard you throw them.






    How do we get almond milk?

    No one knows, we can't find the almond's tits.



    :roll:
     
  12. Why did the console peasant cross the road?

    To load the buildings on the other side.
     
  13. Well your guidelines basically make telling a joke impossible. So i guess the best joke would be this thread :|
     
  14. Whats the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?

    I dont have a Ferrari in my garage :^)
     
  15. Men don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

    Women don't trust anything with two heads and only one brain.

    Zombies are already here, they are starring at their phones and hiding behind their television
     
  16. Deep as hell yo
     

  17. Thread rules updated! Maybe this'll make room for more fun :)