You know you are game .....

you know you aint getting none you ask her whats wrong and she says "nothing"

 

You know you can sense an eagle flying

 

You know they're Noobs when their clan jumps on you for 2 BL hits

 

You know you are a noob when you are upset about losing 50,000 Gold when you are 10 mcs and can get that back with one hit on warbeasts

 

You know you are homosexual when you are attracted to men.

 

B, Im 15 years removed from college and i have more beer than food. Its called marriage for me tho!

 

You know you're sick of forums when these threads come out.

 

You know your a parent when half the time you want to blow your brains out from insanity of trying to keep them from screaming during bed time for no reason other than to scream 

 

You know you are a noob when you make a thread like this 

You know you are a freak if you own a midget army!

You know you are are a redneck if you own more guns than poppa bear!

You know you are a dumb ass if you actually think you will save 15% or more by switching to geico.

You know you work in fast food if you want to raise minimum wage to $15 an hour.

You know you got wasted if you wake up with a tattoo on your face and a tiger in the bathroom.

You know you watch too many movies if you understood that reference before reading the tiger part.

You know you grew up in the 90's if your favorite childhood shows include the Rugrats.

You know you grew up in the greatest nation on earth if you can carry gun legally, shoot fireworks on Independence Day, if every tree in your yard is a urinal, you own at least 1 don't tread on me flag, and your bumper has at least one anti Obama sticker! 'MUHRICA

You

 

You know, I'll just pass by here and kept seeing those replies... And didn't mind at all or I'll be farmed if I annoy them or something.....

 

You know you are in Arkansas when you marry your cousin (it's a social standard there).

 

You may have passed through Mississippi also


It is only confirmed when you see all the references to Clinton when you know it's Arkansas

 

You know your thread sucks if dirtylarry/phil supports it

 

You know you have bowel cancer when you have blood in your faeces.

 

obviously i watched too many movies.... also rugrats was amazing. lel.

 

You know something is seriously wrong if your gf uses middle and/or last name on you.

You know you are in deep trouble when she texts you '...'

You know you screwed up when she asks you 'excuse me?'

You know you are too dumb for your own good if you answer the 'does this dress make my ass look fat' question honestly.

You know you're single when Redbull and EZ Cheese are the only thing dominating your life at the moment.