I'm Retiring

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -CyBeR_EcLiPTiC_MaCHiNE-, Mar 30, 2015.

  1. Its been a lovely 4 years playing KaW.

    I've made friends.

    I've made enemies.

    I've helped noobs.

    I've farmed noobs.

    I am now on account 28. This will be my last account (good riddance)





    During a majority of my time playing KaW though, Ive also been playing Madden 2k13.

    I HAVE PLAYED THIS GOD FORSAKEN GAME ON CAREER MODE AS A POCKET QUARTERBACK SINCE IT CAME OUT . I SET IT TO THE EASIEST SETTINGS! I USED THE SLIDERS TO BE BADASS! I HAVE PLAYED 19 SEASONS ON 19 TEAMS! I HAVE NEVER LOST A GAME! I HAVE NEVER THROWN A PICK! I THROW AVERAGE OF 110 TDS AND 11K YARDS A SEASON! IVE WON 19 SUPER BOWLS AND MVPS


    I OWN EVERY DANG RECORD AND CANT UPGRADE ANYTHING ELSE!


    AND I STILL CANT PASS BARRY SANDERS IN THE HALL OF FAME

    WTF IS THIS

    I QUIT

    IM RETIRING HIM

    SCREW THIS GAME

    More time for KaW.
     
  2. You sound like salty
     
  3. I have better grammar, my spelling is superior, and Im not a COMPLETE dimwit.
     
  4. True. But this reminds me of salty.
     
  5. NOOOO WE WILL MISS U SO MUCH
     
  6. Have you played this game Seth? It slowly kills you. I can never surpass Barry *twitch* I can never surpass *twitch* I can never *twitch* I can *twitch* I- *twitch*
     
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  8. I chose humour over grammar anytime. Salty is better.
     
  9.  dude Barry sounds like Harry

    Barry is Harry

    Harry styles









    Loominahtee
     
  10. My heart broke just reading the title.

    I won't even read the post.

    I cri
     
  11. Why do u have to leave? Pls stay u mean everything to me man
     
  12. I feel like you will be back. However, I wish you the best of luck.
     
  13. I'm wondering if some people who are posting in this thread are trolling a trolling thread, don't know how to read or not even bothered to read OP...
     
  14. Vlad... its a social forum experiment.

    I bet that 2 people havent read it and one is trolling so far :lol:
     
  15. Ok... I apologize for calling it a "trolling thread".
     
  16. But it is one :|

    BUT if someone has passed Barry Sanders you get a cookie
     
  17. I can't even watch american football (not that I had many occasions to watch it). So playing such a game is out of the question. Well I can't play no sport based game. If I want to be a football players, i go and play football. If I want to be a basketball player, I go and play basketball. If I want to be a knight and slay monsters and dragons and such, I play...ummm..KaW.
     
  18.  BUTTHURT 




    ......Madden style 