I saw a...

It in the car

 

But it had ate it

 

Before i

 

Farted over

 

A large bald mans head

 

Then he

 

Roundhouse kicked me.

 

It hurt

 

But I liked it

 

Then the sent of onions filled the air

 

And Shrek stood behind me.

 

I gasped

 

It's all ogre now

 

and a donkey that sounded like Eddie Murphy kicked me in my spleen.

 

I cried

 

Then I died

 

Then I was reborn

 

then my new journey as a McDonald's worker began. First I saw a

 

Double cheese burger then my mouth

 

And