Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you have to drink it all

I wish I had a pet that loved me

 

You're pet gets cancer and dies, and you have to eat it's corpse to stay alive in the second Great Depression.

I wish I was better at talking to people.

 

Granted but your new found social skills land you the "Sexual preadator label"(she said she was 18)


I wish I was 18 again

 

You turn 18 and then you forget and get in jail for underage drinking.

I wish I was immortal and could never get sick or hurt, and would stay young forever.

 

Wish granted you deage until you are still semen. Hope your dad dosbt change his mind


I wish for a horse

 

Granted, your horse runs off

I wish to know the meaning of life. After I discover it - nothing can restrict me from acting out onto it.

 

You ascend to nirvana before you can accomplish anything.

I don't have a wish.

 

You go insane thinking of what you could have wished for.

I wish that nothing can go wrong with this wish.

 

Granted, but you end up wishing again and when you wish for another wish everything went wrong.

I wish I could rap.

 

You become little Wayne


I wish for a dog

 

Your dog runs away

I wish for all the souls of the entire world. And if I die, everyone dies along with me

 

You never die, and all the souls you receive are kept in a box you cannot open.

I want to light a match.

 

Granted but you get burned throughout your skin.

I wish I can fly in the sky

 

Granted. But you get struck by lightning.

I wish I could find meaning in life.

 

Granted but you die as soon as you find it

I wish for terra not to be a butt hurt noob

 

Granted but you became one

I wish I can draw my characters

 

No

 

Granted but the get erased immediately

I wish the game fc comes back

 

Granted but them you wake up and find it was only a dream


I wish I could see into the future so I could change my past before it happens

 

Granted, but you stuck in another dimension when you tried to go back to the present.

I wish that I am a lurker like kaw