Kaw Freestyle Cypher 2015

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Static, Jan 23, 2015.

  1. Nice
     
  2. You cold as ice bro. We're the lucky ones to be in your company.
     
  3. Ooooh was I really just threatened?
    Directly from a pubescent?
    Bro9, I'm not sweatin!
    Its best you keep steppin!
    Im here to teach you a lesson
    cuz rap has gave me its blessin!
    now lemme ask a question
    are you even respected?

    I make your keyboard stress it
    every time I address it
    I know you wanna be the best at
    rap and you've impressed us!
    But "best at this ****"
    comes to MY addresses!

    So ya attitude, check it!
    before it gets corrected
    my flows never neglected
    In fact, its perfected!
    Man Ralph couldnt wreck it
    X Factor wouldn't "X" it!

    They all know who the best is.
    thats why yo girl wanna sex this
    sending Static breast pics!!
    dying to be my next bish
    but better luck next wish :lol:

    im not into ya chickens
    but tell ya mom I said hi
    and I send her my kisses
    tell her Ill stop by
    next time I pop me a pigeon
    and hey Bro9 listen...
    Its hard to hear ya dissin
    while yall washin my dishes
    so just shut that stuff up
    and get back in my kitchen!
     
  4. Hol' hol' up
    Let's stop and gather my thoughts a minute
    That's prolly about how long
    It took for your mom and dad to spin it
    When they tol' you that you was adopted
    And that your real mom had heroin in it
    The Same time that you was inside her
    Sucking up messed up vitamins
    If thats what you call fetal alcohol syndrome
    Man this rap makes me feel alive again
    For the first time i can
    Feel the oxygen
    Like a light goes on in my mind this pen
    Touches pads and gold gets to be write again
    Did you see what I did there?
    did you think I mispelled it?
    go back check yourself twice
    My intelligence barely held it
    Together this rap of mine
    Is like a.d.h.d
    Does ten things at one time
    And not a one of em off key
    Not a one of em slips bars
    Drops beats, or loses momentum
    The only good things coming
    Are only good when i'm getting in em
    You wonder who this rap is for?
    who am i targeting now?
    like isn't flippin obvious?
    Do i have to spell it somehow?
    do i need to point back to these wack ass rappers
    Keep trying to cop me and clown
    Got jokes but weak ass bullsnot lyrics
    While they tryin to tear me down
    this line's for you brobot
    And this one is for yolo
    The rest of em are for myself
    Cuz you clowns don't deserve my promo
    I wouldn't hand you a mixtape
    If i was homeless and livin in boxes
    Or holed up inside of a subway station
    Paying for your real mommas rockses
    The yellowish kind that you pipe smoke
    In case that you two clever foxes
    Didn't remember the beginning
    When i called her a druggie
    And blamed her for all of your problems
    But that's nothing new is it really
    You been doing that your whole lives
    Blaming yourself is where you should start
    Instead of hiding behind knives
    Verbally putting up walls
    Defenses are lyrically twisted
    Your trying to shut everyone else out
    But reality is that you missed it
    The point to my flows is not this
    That wasnt my serious intention
    To have you hiding behind lies
    But seems I leave you in mental detention
     
  5. Budget cuts anda bouncing cat
    Beat box this anda beat box that
    Budget cuts and an ice cold ice
    This next rap is not as nice

    I see you people dont appreciate
    My passive aggressive stance on hate
    Fine, ok, I'll come out swinging
    Beat you till your ears are ringing
    Ring, ring, ring, hello who's this?
    I'm the man whos ass you kiss
    All of yous wanna piece of my throne
    Fools! I'm gangsta! I'm Al Capone!
    Now lissen see, yous all gettin whacked
    I've rigged the deck, the odds are stacked
    Against anyone pitting their verse against mine
    Give up, go home, your wasting time,
    And breath and skill and life on this earth
    This thread is not where you prove your worth.
     
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  7. I ain't no rapper
    I'm hungry where's ma dinner
    Bow down to me ya sinner
    Before I make ya my stripper
    readin shades of grey bc I'm a reader
    Now get lost you madaa faaaher

     
  8. So how about some Shakespearean rhyme? i declare its time.
    Well the lady doth not protest,
    But I must digress,
    And I shall with vigour,
    Ye olde dated rhyme makes me quiver.

    Anon, anon My Lordship static,
    mark thou rhyming as erratic.
    Alas! Thou shall ascertain yet,
    Slow as thy stead, albeit.
    Wilt thee hark my name?
    Or art I suitable for disdain?
    Nay bother, we shalt quarrel
    For i courteously have moral.
    Signior Bro9 thou untruthful Crone,
    By the sweat of my brow I wilt turn thee to stone.
    With uttered spell
    I prithee thou to compel ?

    Lady Nipples-nipples tell me your contempt,
    I'm afraid not my fair lady this is merely my first attempt.
     
  9. I understand what you did there.
     
  10. I get so depressed and distressed from work related stress, im a mess lets confess im just tryin to get success, pay the bills get some thrills maybe do some dodgy pills, have no luck getting stuck, wow I've 'done' this one up! playin' kaw, what for? maybe i should go outdoors to help enforce a better course and find A New Source to help revive and survive then ill hopefully stay alive...
     
  11. Conductor wants a word with these two different forms of energy
    This heat and electricity have "amigo" affinity
    The bonds in the vicinity must be broken consistently
    To teach these aborigines their rap is losing viciously

    Don't you get it McPhee
    Nannies ain't **** to me
    Static and Burns are showing massive pacificity
    With immaturity
    Comes rapping abysmally
    Mom/Adoption jokes apply to 6th graders specifically

    Was it cuz middle school was your life's highlight
    Or are you just scared cuz your intelligence went bye-bye
    No matter the reason you're affecting your own life pride
    Think about what you write before you cross my line

    To summarize, your schematics are a failure
    This rap building gonna crack with these inconsistent papers
    You write up a better high rise
    Or all of us are gon' die
    The weak bars gonna break and crush us with their crap flow, guys
     
  12. Been sittin' here and readin'
    All the cr*p that has been written
    Watchin' all you lil' boys thinkin'
    Your sh*t is naught but b*tchin'

    I've never done this rap thing
    And don't confess to understandin'
    But I'll try my best to not sound
    Totally stupid and oh so random

    I'm way older than the universe
    And by far wiser than old Solomon
    Been rhymin' words for all eternity
    Always refined and never common

    I'm here to show you youngins'
    That stringin' words together dont mean sh*t
    If they dont tell a story or have a meaning
    It just makes you look like a total d*ck

    So make sure when your rappin',
    All your words must have a meanin'
    Real life and personal experience
    Not just from the sh*t that you are dreamin'

    You can laugh at what I've written
    Criticize my style, pick my words apart
    But you can't poke holes in my logic
    Coz you should only ever write from the heart

    So whether or not you like my words of wisdom
    I really don't care couldn't give a flying f***
    Your comments and jibes will roll off me
    Like water off the back of a duck

    ** well I tried...it's probably stupid and I know I'm way out of my league ..I write poetry not rap ...sorry if I offended anyone :p **
     
  13.  self censoring is against tou. I recommend you edit your post.
     
  14. Hey cutie.
     
  15. When it comes to rap i am your morgan freeman
    Narrating all you noobs you wish you never heard em
    Have a flow cost more than oprahs tampons
    If you wanna catch up kid youre gonna have eat more salmons
    Bitchinf and buttfucking you hoes
     
  16. Lets take it to the next level!
    Really? What's wrong with this level?
    What? This levels not the level, the next levels the level!

    Analyzing everything, annotating the facts
    Emphasizing anything enhancing my attacks
    Deadly dictions dropping dynamic debate
    I'd rather do this than master- wait!
    Lets keep this clean. Lets keep it fresh
    Now watch as my rhythm and rhyme mesh
    Forming a spectacular marvel
    A one of a kind!
    Something that will blow your mind!
    Tripping you out leaving you on the floor,
    Drooling a puddle but begging for more.
    My fricitives are indicative of particular skill
    My sibilant sussurations showcase something surreal
    Im like morpheus, offering a red and blue pill
    Drop down the rabbit hole, hear the modem squeal
    Either that or stay ignorant and be a robots shill
    In your nine to five job and crappy automobile.
     
  17. Nice
     
  18. This part blew my mind. The vocab's too intense :eek: