OK..if you are a regular forumer, you all know and enjoy the sheer comedic genius of Willy and his famous Couch Interviews.. Now some of you may be excitedly wondering.. Can Ashes show us how it looks like in the Realife???!!! Well YES I CAN!!! I'll do one better!.. I will now leak a secret interview that Willy has currently wrapped up with none other than Alison!!! Without further ado... Ladies and Gentlemen and lurkers.. Willy's Couch Interview with Alison!!... In RL.. In 3DD! *Dramatic Chikabowwow musik plays *Applause and occasional wolf whistles from groupies Well HELLO KAW land!!! Yours truly Willy here! *Scans the audience Ahh the usual crowd here I see.. Statless alts, trolls, a few mods, Ashes, Larry with his finger on the NO SUPPORT button.. Good crowd.. Good crowd.. If you are looking for Wulf's guide or Phil's OSW gossip, Git outta here! This is a highly intellectual forum interview where thought provoking insights are discussed.. Today's guest is a KaW Legend.. She is a badass PvP fighter and a mistress at kaw game mechanics.. Please welcome.. ALISON!!! Willy: Alison.. Welcome.. Let's get right into it.. Did you enjoy that last promo the Twin Paths? Alison: Oh Willy! OmGosh.. I am so excited about the Twins.. I can't stop shaking with excitement!! Willy: I can see that.. Tell me about the fight mechs for the PvP side of this event.. Do you keep ur weak side pinned and skim with the strong side on BL?.. Or do you go in with both fists? Alison: Only punk ass wannabes like Ashes pin on the weak side.. I just giv'em in both barrels!!.. Willy: How did you feel about the last SUPERBOWL huh!!! Were you psyched!? Shocked?! I was so shocked my balls have deflated back into my ass Alison: The SEAHAWKS were like a lot of Noobs I FITE with.. They be on 1 yrd line and be like "Super Bowl trophy? No I'll pass" Willy: PATS ALL THE WAAAYY!!!! BOSTON REPRESENT!! I would like to give massages to the sore tight end Rob Gronkowski after that game Moving on!!.. Alison what is your take on all these osw's going on right now?.. I think even Phil lost track of them.. Alison: Huh?.. OSW? What's that?.. Willy: Don't play coy with me!!! I've seen you threaten to strip before!! Alison: I swear I am innocent! I just give love taps and play peek-a-boo!!! Willy: Let's talk about love taps for a sec...... *Big commotion in the Studio as Bootsy crashes Willy's show.. That Roni is a *****!! She calls me a Predator!!! Let me clear it up on your show Willy! I am not a Predator!! I'm more like the Alien!! Not the fat ass Alien Queen, not the facehugger.. But a fast, lithe, acid spitting Alien!!! FITE meh *****!!! *disclaimer: the gif is not from Bootsy's photobucket account Roni: Did she just call me a *****!!?? Come at me sis! Let's go all Twin Paths!! YOU're the Predator!! I'm Arnold.. all covered in mud! Let's wrestle *****!! Bring it on *****!!! Willy: I will have Order!!!!! What is this.. Jerry Springer?!! Stay tuned for part II...
Agree 100%...that one post was like drinking your last beer and as you throw the bottle away, you see a secret stash you forgot about in the pantry.....whoot whoot
Well if I get one more request, I'll post the part Deuce (pun intended!).. And also post both parts in a seperate thread to honour Willy and Alison and surprise guests!!