To the tune of "Tonight" Reading all your forum posts You just can’t get your story straight talking crap about me, trying to stir up players rage and hate Your clan’s backing away from you, quickly as they please They’re hoping your antics will not, ruin their EBs I know you hit me maybe four or five Only got through on one attack A simple ping, but here’s the thing, that I’m not understanding why do you get pissed when I hit back? So while you whine, and strike poses, you’ll see me coming round, I’m ready and willing LET’S FIGHT Kingdoms at War So I will cut you down to size That is what all my spies are there for LET’S FIGHT War is fun so we have to give up sleeping cause there’s no leaving til we’re done. Now I know you insist, saying “the Battle List” It gives you, the excuse, to hit me without returned abuse But you’ll learn today that’s not how I play It’s more fun this way so bring it on LET’S FIGHT Don’t you cry go to forum try and call a friend while I burn your pots again till you’re dry LET’S FIGHT lit it rip now you’re abandoned and all alone I got your time zone for the strip. Carryin’ on the fight Carrion, your home tonight (Repeat phrases) Take allies one by one No stopping til I’m done while you’re on the run, I’m carrying on the fight unload three bars and then Maybe let you regen Gonna make you post apologies tonight LET’S FIGHT you post out Telling me how you just want to go back to EBs to grow with a pout ALL RIGHT off you go back to EBs and item hunting but its now so boring now you know So next time a war starts up maybe you’ll be by my side excited and ready . . . let’s fight.
Top 10 Lies Told in KAW Postby KingCalm on Thu Aug 08, 2013 7:51 pm Often heard lies: "Yours was a fail-strip, I was awake and banked it all." "You are WRONG, and I don't have time to explain why to you." "My leaving the clan and selling my account had NOTHING to do with the war!" "Oh yeah? I'm NOT UPSET and HAVING FUN LMAO!!" "I am a lawyer and have two doctorates in nuclear physics and chemistry, so I'm smarter." "Don't tell me how to war, I was in the military killing people while you were hiding in your bed." "I'm not making a political statement, I'm just asking a question." "I read Ashes-of-Eden's threads for the stimulating conversation." "TL;DR because I don't care." and "I'm quitting KaW." Calm
how did i miss your recent works (pout) im guessing shameless self promotion just isnt your thing (giggle)
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I'm glad someone reports on these things. Great thread, you must have put a lot of effort and time into this.
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