Kaw Freestyle Cypher 2015

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Static, Jan 23, 2015.

  1. Man shut the **** up
     
  2. Oh, I sense the butthurt, as well as body image issues.
     
  3. That moment when the new KaW filter ruins your insult
     
  4. Indeedly so.
     
  5. It was intended to not insult anyone. That's why I wrote the cuss word :lol:
     
  6. Indubitably so.
     
  7. Extremely so, even more so, bro.
    Hell you don't even know, to where or from where I go.
    Your grammer unfortunately blow. Gonna pop yo ass, and flat end this show.
     
  8. Now this should be a name that y'all should already know. Been ar- aww **** this missy Elliot sucks.
     
  9. And **** the filter as well.
     
  10. Yea the thread sucks cuz all yall quotin
    stop talking, and just start flowin!

    Call out a rapper, Zeth where you at?
    U in the back sucking like a Balto rap!

    suck an altoid cap, ya flow breath stank
    ya whole flow drowned in kaws death tank

    Made a thread again, for all yalls feelins?
    There were rappers, now its me and yall women!

    I dont like yall and we damn sure aint brothers.
    Thought we was rapping but yall rubbin under covers!

    undercover lovers all lubricated in butter
    Go on another thread and talk to each other!!!

    This aint love connection but yall got erections.
    Yalls love for each other, im detecting.

    Yall so negligent and wreckless
    I wear chains. Yall wear necklace.
    Yall spit on each other. I bet this.
    yall cant wait to naked and wreck Zeth.
     
  11. Wow static
    Man what the heck happened when i left?
    this place is falling to pieces
    Like courtney love's mentality, wrecked
    This place was good at one time
    But now it's just looking a mess
    Had flows for days and spirit galore
    But now this place is looking depressed

    Perhaps this cypher needs new life
    Or maybe just zoloft or somethin
    Its starting to smell like the gutter it's sitting in
    Maybe it's from all this bumpin
    I see people with no lives
    Writing lines that got no soul
    People with no problems
    Pretending like they broke
    Got people with glass houses
    All wanna just throw stones
    But i guess that's not a problem
    For people with no homes

    See y'all wanna be all hard
    Talk this spittin' that spit
    But cant one of y'all mirror me
    And i can't hardly stand it
    These wanna be rappers
    Talk like justin the beaver
    Got quick lines but no thoughts
    All under achievers

    But that's cool
    Drop the mic now
    And get off o my soapbox
    Cuz damn near every one of ya
    Be sucking on life's rocks
     
  12. Looking back at it, I don't think I need an intro
    So step back and let me warm up: Do-Re-Mi-Fa-Kyu-Ho~

    Welcome back to the criminal rap den
    Where chickens be scratchin' and chicks be lappin'
    "You think ya thug enough?" the bouncer said laughing
    To little Timmy who just wanted to pass him

    See little Timmy was just 6 years-old
    Didn't know how to play his cards but didn't know how to fold
    He wouldn't ever give up, would never give up on that dough
    But the bouncer saw right through him and kicked Timmy out the front door

    But Timmy wanted more
    He wanted to visit and see what grown ups do and breathe in that fresh double O; he felt alone
    No hope for the little boy cuz the gates were all closed
    The little boy never got anywhere; his name was Balto
     
  13. Little rappers like to think they tough
    Cuz they aint afraid to bust
    They just afraid of us
    this game is dangerous!
    talkin like they bang and such
    fake rappers shaming us!
    finger pointing, blaming us
    cuz there aint no caging us
    all rage, so no changing us.
    Flow sick and cankerous
    I kill rappers. Gangster huh?
    Im so ill and my anger tough.
    Im king of all stranger stuff.
    Ill strait just call your bluff.
    and leave you with just enough
    chance to get away from us...
    i just play with pus
    so what you say, lil thug?
    Static have ya sprayin blood
    leave you in the grave and stuff.
    hitcha with that gauge and pump
    never think of engaging us
    cuz ill just slay you punks!!
     
  14. Soft kitty warm kitty
    Little ball of fur
    Happy kitty sad kitty
    Purr purr purr.
     
  15. I rap yeah
    I rap yeah
    No I don't yeah
    Wait I do yeah
    I rap no
    I rap yeah
    Yes I rap, no
    Yes I rap, yeah

    You be spitting things that a 3rd grader would
    Why, you never made it to high school?
    Your flow stinker than a bloody floater
    I bet you work at Dennis call yourself a waiter
    You mama probably didn't care for you
    Your dad probably left you too
    That's what happens when a parents irresponsible
    Man shame on em for making a joke like you
    Now you spitting things on internet calling yourself a thuggy thug
    When in real life you ain't even about that life!
    You spend your days sitting on the couch being a couch potato
    Kid don't you have any plans to make your life a little better?
    I feel bad for you, no I don't you lazy Fred
    You should probably go out and find some friend!
    You'll be spending your life like the average dude
    But no ones ever satisfied with an average dude
    So I suggest you shut the **** and find yourself a job
    Nah I'm just kidding now don't be mad.

    Um.. Lmao 
     
  16. Imma shout out to some of you crazy cats!
    Your raps are spectacular and thats the facts.
    Though gotta say, some people are just slack
    They sound like they phoned in their verbal attack.
    What can you do tho? Some wanna participate.
    Its not their fault they suck, and cope the hate
    Remember the days you first touched a pen?
    An untested lyrical virgin?
    While the battles strengthened your skills and let you go far,
    Encouragement can also help raise the bar.
    So anyone out there wanting to give this a shot,
    Do it, man, dont listen to the rot.
     
  17. On that note, lets step up my game,
    No shame, just fame, thats my claim
    You whack word peddling peeps gonna see a new contender
    Tactically planned, strategic game ender
    You clowns should all probably put your phones back
    Coz your rage quitting might cause your screen to crack
    I see you thinking, meh, whats this crap?
    Then bam, outa your screen, you cop a slap,
    Face it, your not cuttin the mustard,
    Mustard? I betcha you couldn't cut custard.
    Quit with your rusted swill, you'd get busted still
    With my mustered spill of mastered skill.