An excerpt from "In Da Club" By 50 Cent Go, go, go, go Go, go, go shorty It's your birthday We gon' party like it's yo birthday We gon' sip Apple Jewce like it's yo birthday 'Cause you know we don't give a dam It's not* your birthday! * it is Let us all wish our Beloved Mod, MANGO a FANTASTIC HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I am quite astonished by your youthful appearance; it must be all the preservatives! But how long will those preservatives last? :shock: Thank you for being a great friend, a bad ass, and my KaW Mother. :cry: You are a very daring and sincere individual to have the patience to deal with my clan just to visit me. Thanks King-of-Terror for your selfie gif ^ Now, with that all being said.. I leave you with a song of the times.. My gift to you :mrgreen: A Paraody of Nicki Minaj - Only Verse One, Verse Two And Chorus. Enjoy <3 Black Hand Money *Ahem* [verse one] Yo, I never silenced X, I never blocked Hk On my life, man, Bob’s sake If I did I'd salsa wid' dem and let 'em have a piece of Dia’s cupcake My arms big, I lift weights, Kot & Dia jealous with rage Yea, that was a setup for a dumb joke on upstaged Worried 'bout if I’m up late Worry 'bout ya'll oglies, us straight These faeries are my sons, Val and Kit plus eight When I log on, I will dictate, I don't give a damn bout your debate Dinner with the Devs on a G5 is my idea of an update Faery One, Faery Two, That is X, and Ty ew Screwin with them BH who don't tell moles what they up to Had to show players where the top is, mod badge where the power is Dez trolls couldn't troll me even if they name was Ancienne War players who I buck wit', Eb noobs we don't buck wit' I don't play wit' them noobs unless they last name is Escape. Let it soak in like butthurt cream And tell them crybabies, silence me, Legendary Hero League [Chorus] Everybody here to celebrate why? Because it's Mango's birthday and she Fly Nothing but trolls and friends in here tonight Oh, if you hating then move to the side Nothing but Black Hand only, bad Thots only Fancy Mods only, Money hungry devs only Seal droppers only, Mango's VIP only She got her real homies here by her side, only [verse two] I never silenced Anciennce cause she got a ban But when that's appealed, Zeth is next In line And the other day while In forums, I thought god damn this is the perfect time. We had just come from that EE tho You know watching people sko real slow Dia was sitting down on that big butt But hk was still staring at them boobies tho Yeah lowkey, or maybe highkey I been peeped you wanna fight me, you know Who the heck you really wanna war with besides me? I mean, it doesn't take much for us to strip this noob quietly I mean, Val says I'm obsessed with dumb noobs and I agree. Yeah that's right, I like my noobs dtw Type to wanna lose their pots then cry abunch for you So fairy that everybody else in the clan is so uncomfortable Noob thinks my tz Houston Texas but I really have the same as Clair huxtable Oh, yeah, you the Man in KaW when Ruby talk with you The LB talk with you The bad ass Strippers and Warrers talk with you Oh, that’s cause I believe in something, I stand for it And Val if you ever tryna war Just give me the heads up so I can plan for it [Chorus] Everybody here to celebrate why? Because it's Mango's birthday and she Fly Nothing but trolls and friends in here tonight Oh, if you hating then move to the side Nothing but Black Hand only, bad Thots only Fancy Mods only, Money hungry devs only Seal droppers only, Mango's VIP only She got her real homies here by her side, only And look! We even found the Devs dancing to this rendition. :mrgreen: TL;DR? Happy Bday Mango Thank you Farr & HK with your assistance in the making of this thread. Thank you KoT for the chorus and reminding me. Thank you BooBear for Verse Two God bless if you made it through the entirety of this thread. Luv you Mango.