A mans Journey into Victoria Secret

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Azzaro, Feb 8, 2015.

  1. Long ago, one hour to be exact!

    A man and his girlfriend ventured into the agonizing shop of Victoria Secret. In here the man suffered the wrath of many white girls whom gave him the stare of death.

    The man faced an endeavor of focusing only on his girlfriend, not the contents of the store or the models presented on the posters. During his endeavor his friends so happened to pass by the store. They looked at the with disgust, for they knew he had lost his man hood.

    His endeavor ended as his girlfriend finally choose 3 sexy female clothing items after 2hrs of scavenging the store. The man was then approached by a large whale of a person who claimed the man was a pervert. The man had no choice but to accept the large whales wrath of vengeance to men it could never get.


    Tell me about your journeys.
     
  2. Cara delavigne
     
  3. This is hilarious :lol:
     
  4. I got stuck going in there twice. Not that exciting and nobody stares.

    Obvious exaggeration is obvious.
     
  5. It's only exciting when she offers sneak peaks...
     
  6. You went in with your girlfriend?!? Big mistake buddy! Get her measurements and walk in alone. Approch one of sales clerks and ask for her advice. Trust me, you wont get so much attention if you're asking for help.
     
  7. such an exaggeration.

    Your man card wouldn't be taken away, likely applauded.

    Now say if it was Bath and Body Works or a candle store, that's another story. And there's no way to walk out with just 3 items unless you're a cheap ass
     
  8. Your right how else could I make an awkward situation funny?
     

  9. B&BW my GF gets me the men's lotion named Ocean. Which until now I realized rhymes.
     
  10. You should actually try the stress relief line. AMAZING
     
  11. Dude you didn't include pictures? This post is about Victoria secrets and there no pics? You should know better
     



  12. yes such a nightmare
     
  13. It's a nightmare when people stare at you because your helping your GF find a size D and telling her what looks nice and these 40 year old ladies stare at you with disgust. :lol:
     
  14. if you take a girl into victoria secret, man up and pick out something for her. waiting around while she picks something out? no. you should have gone to a different store instead of waiting around like a dog on a leash.
     
  15. Every drawer has a size label on it.

    If they don't have it in store, there's always the online catalogues.
     
  16. we don't shop at Victorias secrets but I've been in a similar situation. honestly there isn't anything embarrassing or weird about it. just give off the air that you know what you are doing and no one will look at you funny. help her pick something out or go find something yourself and show her. don't be the weird immature kid.
     
  17. Newsflash

    Op was actually shopping for thongs his size

    All makes sense now
     
  18. Yeah Troll I was they make feel sexy especially when I tuck.