The Real Story of Kaw

Discussion in 'Other KaW Discussion' started by IlII_x_BlackHandEdward_x_lIll, Feb 3, 2015.

  1. Hello guys and gals, Most of you reading this knows what Kaw is right? I hope so because everyone who plays it have to know It stands for Katz Always War. Well everyone know this game or some may call it not only a game but a lifestyle have to have its own little history.


    In the beginning there was nothing

    No Wars
    No Players
    No Noobs to farm
    And No Eb Fairies (GASP)
    But then a thinking ape was just eating a banana and had an idea. His idea was spectacular!!! He decided that Mangos are better than bananas and he decided to eat them more often


    This is how the mod Mango was created! Then a thinking ape wanted a pet, he was so lonely and wanted a pet to shave and raise, so he created The Moose! This is how the two mods became to be.

    But I'm not done.

    The thinking ape was not just an ape
    He was the coolest ape of them all and he decide to make a "cool" club called Zaft

    Zebras Are For Thethinkingape
    Since he loves zebras too but that is an another story


    Now you are wondering how the Ebs were made? Well I will explain later.

    The ape became to think because he likes to think as much as he like to shave his pet moose.
    Well he thought too much and he started farting, u may think "WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE" but this is how the noobs were born, each fart contains a chemical called Noobatocious that makes a noob, a noob


    So since the monkey had a thinking problem he had a farting problem but this made Kaw full with noobs. Kaw became to grow.

    Other players were born by Ape actions, like the mod Karma was made because the ape shaved moose and.


    Now the Ebs were made differently. You may think the ape had no predators because was athinkingape but he was being hunted by piggies, aka as hogs, which are called today as Warbeasts


    These hogs tried to kill the ape but the ape started farting rapidly making more noobs and it made the noobs destroy the hogs. The noobs became stronger and stronger.

    The ape became to think (cause he thinks a lot) that the noobs were going to sacrificed him to the hogs so he decided to make Osw players so they can fight off and destroy the noobs


    The ape's plan was a success!
    The noobs were getting resetted and dropped!
    But everything became to change

    The noobs became eb fairies
    The most tragic event of all
    Everytime they get farmed by the ape's minions
    They go cry on their walls causing spams


    The ape had to find a way to distinguish everything in KaW since their were overpowering him

    He made pots and spells to defend himself
    Unfortunately he's weapons and stuff were stolen from those no goods zaft players

    The ape got betrayed and kick out of his ape club and he became clanless, the ape became so furious and made more Ebs to destroy KaW.

    Everyday he plots his revenge on all the players seeking to destroy all

    He finally got his revenge when he decided to make this favor event

    He got all the noobs to participate

    And then in midway of the event he changed the rules

    Most of them failed the event and died

    The Ape avenged himself and awaits in his cave plotting revenge, making powerful people called devs and mods to Plan to takeover Kaw



    Till now the ape sleeps thinking......



    Making his next move...........



    Destroying Kaw..........








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    This is how Kaw became to be how it is today
    AThinkingApe
     
  2. Needs more Dragons
     
  3. Wow cant belive i read whole thing
     
  4. Support...... If you add pictures! We like pictures. ( I'm a simple mind, graphics enhance for my imagination), for real though, is a funny read .
     
  5. Funny Story man