Hello guys and gals, Most of you reading this knows what Kaw is right? I hope so because everyone who plays it have to know It stands for Katz Always War. Well everyone know this game or some may call it not only a game but a lifestyle have to have its own little history. In the beginning there was nothing No Wars No Players No Noobs to farm And No Eb Fairies (GASP) But then a thinking ape was just eating a banana and had an idea. His idea was spectacular!!! He decided that Mangos are better than bananas and he decided to eat them more often This is how the mod Mango was created! Then a thinking ape wanted a pet, he was so lonely and wanted a pet to shave and raise, so he created The Moose! This is how the two mods became to be. But I'm not done. The thinking ape was not just an ape He was the coolest ape of them all and he decide to make a "cool" club called Zaft Zebras Are For Thethinkingape Since he loves zebras too but that is an another story Now you are wondering how the Ebs were made? Well I will explain later. The ape became to think because he likes to think as much as he like to shave his pet moose. Well he thought too much and he started farting, u may think "WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE" but this is how the noobs were born, each fart contains a chemical called Noobatocious that makes a noob, a noob So since the monkey had a thinking problem he had a farting problem but this made Kaw full with noobs. Kaw became to grow. Other players were born by Ape actions, like the mod Karma was made because the ape shaved moose and. Now the Ebs were made differently. You may think the ape had no predators because was athinkingape but he was being hunted by piggies, aka as hogs, which are called today as Warbeasts These hogs tried to kill the ape but the ape started farting rapidly making more noobs and it made the noobs destroy the hogs. The noobs became stronger and stronger. The ape became to think (cause he thinks a lot) that the noobs were going to sacrificed him to the hogs so he decided to make Osw players so they can fight off and destroy the noobs The ape's plan was a success! The noobs were getting resetted and dropped! But everything became to change The noobs became eb fairies The most tragic event of all Everytime they get farmed by the ape's minions They go cry on their walls causing spams The ape had to find a way to distinguish everything in KaW since their were overpowering him He made pots and spells to defend himself Unfortunately he's weapons and stuff were stolen from those no goods zaft players The ape got betrayed and kick out of his ape club and he became clanless, the ape became so furious and made more Ebs to destroy KaW. Everyday he plots his revenge on all the players seeking to destroy all He finally got his revenge when he decided to make this favor event He got all the noobs to participate And then in midway of the event he changed the rules Most of them failed the event and died The Ape avenged himself and awaits in his cave plotting revenge, making powerful people called devs and mods to Plan to takeover Kaw Till now the ape sleeps thinking...... Making his next move........... Destroying Kaw.......... .............. This is how Kaw became to be how it is today AThinkingApe
Support...... If you add pictures! We like pictures. ( I'm a simple mind, graphics enhance for my imagination), for real though, is a funny read .