childhood memories

Cobra · Jan 29, 2015

lIlIHANDlIlIOFlIlIlIDEVILl6969 said:

>be me
>Be 14
>Bring shrek 1 and 2 to class
>Tell teacher we must watch shrek
>Teacher makes class vote for which movie to watch
>shrek 2 has majority vote
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>Then, Francis pulls out Despicable Me and hands it to teacher
>Everyone in class votes for it and laughs at me
>Teacher throws my shreks back at me and puts Despicable Me in DVD player.
>As the disc loads, I hear loud footsteps from outside. The rumbling shakes the desks and chairs.
>The smell of onions filled the room.
>Suddenly, naked Shrek bursts through the wall and looks at DVD menu of Despicable Me in anger.
> “Ogre m’aye dead bodeh”
>Shrek throws two onionades at the tv and kills the teacher and a deaf girl.
>”Dohble Keel”
>Shrek punches through a kid’s chest, pulls out his heart and replaces it with an onionade
>kid explodes.
>”Treeple Kehl”
>Shrek grabs Francis as he tries to escape and bends him over.
>He pulls out Francis’ intestines through his ******** and ties an onion to it.
>Shrek then tosses the onion out the window and Francis is dragged out with it.
>Francis falls 8 stories to his death.
>”OGREKEEEEL!”
>Shrek turns around to rest of the class.
>He quietly whispers, “Thees is the pahrt whehre you run away.”
>Entire class jumps out of windows to their death.
>”SHREKSTERMINATION”
>Shrek turns to me.
>He looks me in the eye and smiles.
>”Bet yeh weren’t shrekspecting thAt.”
>”I-Is it….ogre?” I ask.
>”It’s ogre when Aye say it’s ogre”
>I fall to my knees at his majesty.
>I was ready to please Shrek.
>He pulled out his massive ogresized eshrekt onion and lodged it in my throat.
>My eyes filled with tears.
>mfw they were happy tears.
>Shrek let out a loud ogre roar as he filled my esophagus with sour onion sauce.
>He pulled his onion out of my mouth but as I wiped away my tears, I noticed he was already gone.
>Shrek is love, shrek is life
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Wow...

Bliss · Jan 29, 2015

I missed playing outside

Oh wait, no I don't

Balto573 · Jan 29, 2015

Mercutio said:

He wasn't my uncle!!! :cry: :cry:
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Dolamite · Jan 29, 2015

My favorite childhood memory was when there was only 50 Lands in KAW.

IllIll_Jay_IllIll · Jan 29, 2015

Can confirm the shrek thing is real. I was there.. Its never been the same since..

IllIll_Jay_IllIll · Jan 29, 2015

Dolamite said:

My favorite childhood memory was when there was only 50 Lands in KAW.
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I remember when there was only 25..

Praetorian · Jan 29, 2015

>on KaW
>greentexting
>stop it

lIlIHANDlIlIOFlIlIlIDEVILl6969 · Jan 29, 2015

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