EFFECTIVE AT 12am EST I will be performing a scheduled maintenance on my underwear. Ladies, and interested parties be aware that from 12:01am EST I will be performing a scheduled wash of all boxer briefs in my wardrobe. Onlookers my want to either run, or get your cameras ready, as my scheduled maintenance on my pants was performed at 11pm. All pants are now in the dryer, and will run concurrently with the undergarment maintenance. Apologies for the inconvenience.
Re: Upcoming Maintenance why bother? they are just going to get dirty again. i hate you clean freaks with all your "showering" and "washing clothes".
OMG it's Northlane, the guy who likes to post all of my threads to tell me how unfunny I am. Come. Sit here. Tell us all of my lameness.
Still not funny Willy. Be more creative like your other threads. I enjoy your other threads. You and Ashes are best forumer. Who that black guy DirtyLarry?