A Grave Encounter

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by The-Raj, Jan 27, 2015.

  1. Listen a job is a job, we all need to find away to put bread on the table don’t we? To make a long story short I’m a telemarketer that’s my job and that’s what I do. It’s not a job everyone appreciates, but it’s a job I enjoy and am proud of. The other day I called a house and a real nice lady answered the phone, she was really helpful and friendly, she was the type of lady that helps a telemarketer get through a long day. After some pleasantries I asked if Mr. Smith was in, “I’m sorry”, she answered “I’m afraid he doesn’t live here anymore.” Now that was a real disappointment being that she was a nice lady and all, but I took it all in a stride, “I’m sorry to hear that ma’am. Do you happen to have his new number.” “Sure thing!” The woman cheerfully replied, listing off his new number. I hung up the phone and quickly called the new number and was surprised to hear a recording. “Thank you for calling Green Acres Cemetery…”
     
  2.  ahahahaha that's a good one
     
  3. I hand the phone to my 4 year old and tell him it's Santa when you guys call me 
     
  4. That is an discrimination against my proud race.
     
  5. When my daughter was three i taught her to hit epics.

    Worse kawcident that happened to me was i dropped my phone right before a war and it sold one of my Titans Lairs

    My name is, uh, John from Windows Support center. I am call to inform you that you computer is sending the viruses through internet. Is computer with you now?
     
  6. Lol when I get called by telemarketers I talk in accents and ask them the weirdest questions
     
  7. I just say, "Sorry no English..."
     
  8. I myself am an accountant however people in the company i work for do call up leads we have and dear god these people are some of the nicest people you will meet and love to talk.
     
  9. Being a telemarketer must suck :/