Kaw Freestyle Cypher 2015

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Static, Jan 23, 2015.

  1. That was sweet man.
     
  2. Pretty good,
    But you ain't great,
    I can still eat you,
    On my plate,
    So bring my food,
    And don't be late,
    My name is Zeth,
    And I own this place.
     
  3. Yo, Zeth is here, open your ears,
    I'm Rollin.
    My flow will go from there to here,
    Movin.
    Try your hand, but understand,
    I'm goin'
    To kick your ass, if that sounds crass,
    Wait for it.
    When I unleash my flow,
    The hoes they know,
    Zeth's here.
    My beat so sick, they suck my... Erm...
     
  4. Bump again.
     
  5. I'm back with more shots than ISIS.
    I got hawk eyes vision to stay precisely.
    Meet me up and it will be a crisis.
    I've Reach a level that y'all only dreamed off.
    But I keep pushing my self to the limit,
    that my ardor for this sick game has sharpen me move then ever.
    To the new-meats (Zerth, Beth) be clever.
    Or get eaten up together by my putatively horrific but stylistic pen.
    And this is straight of the dome but its has complex has Chrome.


    Good nigh
     
  6. Nice bars as always, Milky! Not too bad yourself Smooth. Ur first one was pretty fluid too, Zeth... But u better rhyme bigger and harder words to outshine my flows. Take multisyllable words and rhyme 16 bars and I might respect you or take ur insults seriously.
     
  7. Rap? I just intercourse that!
    I'm the hero riding horseback!
    I made this cuz the lord raps.
    I lead. So follow the source back,
    To its original destination
    I'll be there, patiently waiting
    For you to get it. Patiently pacing!
    If u can face me, ur plainly mistaken!
    Its too easy for me, its like scrabble.
    So babble on lil monkey. Your shackled!
    You can't tackle me in a battle, skidaddle
    I'm baffled so I cackle and win this like a raffle.
     
  8. Static, stop acting like you are the master of all things rap.
    Every time I read a line I think of one thing,
    Crap.
    What drug are you doing to think you own this thread?
    Crack?
    I hope so, cuz mofo, otherwise, you got one coming back.
    These boys up in here tired of your criticism,
    Thinking you have something good, besides narcissism.
    Where did you learn how to rap? The shower in prison?
    Cuz when I see your words, I feel like you took it in the rear end.
    Now this here's the part where I smear it in,
    Cuz if you act like you "all bad" one more time again, then,
    I will destroy you, deploy you, to a deep, dark dank, den.
    But isn't that the place you put, a fat hen?
    Now Zeth's here, the coast is all clear, I'm coming in for the win.
    Tuck your tail between your legs, and never come back again.
     
  9. That one was pretty sick.
     
  10. Outfunded, I’m outgunned but I’m coming out fighting.
    Got the raps of a big dog and the heart of a Titan.
    Zethor be killin these MC’s, Brawlin and Writin.
    From the heavenly sky’s, hit ya’ll with a flash of lightnin'.

    These dudes is frightening' Zeth will put them all in perpective.
    I’m the wrong mofo to mess with. Ya'll better respect this.

    I cannot be tamed, I’m on top of my game.
    Leave my Initials on your Tombstone so Remember The Name.
    Cannot stop because my mouth has shot with excellent aim.
    I bust rhymes all day so Therefore I remain.

    I’m the Best of the rest so don’t let this best out.
    Holla back at me, static, and I’ll knock your teeth out.
     
  11. I've come to this THREAD to MEND these KAW'ERS, I never meant to TREND or OFFEND the FATHERS, but its about that time to BEND Their DAUGHTERS, and LEND some TODDLERS a helping hand that REGENS their ARMORS whilst SENDING BOMBERS (punchlines)... DEVIL WITH A HALO, a little caddywompis but still LEVELING a HERO. your ZERO, like I painted you red with a SMITHY at DAYGLOW. Wanna TRADE NOTES? Well you'll get nothing cause my memory is unbreakable like a SOLID STATE DRIVE wrapped in PLAYDOUGH // REGRESS YOUR DEPRESSION, when I DE-DRESS YOUR PROFESSION, your left naked like a FRESHMAN IN CONFESSION. THE LESSON? wear a VEST 'N select the right WEAPON if your STEPPIN towards the VETERAN
     
  12. Add some verse spacing and you have a masterpiece.
     
  13. Competition... Is... Stiff! Lol
     
  14. Those last 2 were what we love reading. If it takes a push to get those rhymes out... Then I will forever push.
     
  15. killed it
     
  16. Hey balto, where you at man?
    and whats this bout feeling your lance?
    i aint into all that kinky stuff
    You're a dude so you aint got half a chance
    Thats okay though cuz it fits you
    You seem like you might have half a brain
    You had two halves rubbed em together
    Made one vanish man thats kinda strange
    You like a ******* magician
    But you might also be slightly deranged
    Have you stalkin my dick like peewee herman
    Be talkin white vans, free candy, and clothing stained
    I already told you i aint into that
    Quit touching me dog that's kinda weird
    I aint been givin u any signals
    Let alone mixed ones, don't want you near
    So take a hint dog
    And just back off
    Said i'd wack you
    Didn't mean ****** off
     
  17. Lololol