Hazzy's Hideout

you can still join clans. Check out recruiting threads and or start one..just don't do half ass threads couple of mods quick to lock low effort threads 

 

Eewww vodka

 

:shock: haven't been here in a little. Hai everyone

 

Vodka and sprite is my kryptonite I might die of I get a ahold of those.

 

Hey kitten ️

 

Yo I'm haz's girlfriend. He's a complete dork  but he's so cute. Probably gonna kill me for writing this

 

post someembarrassing stories about him. You don't even have to say its him. Just be like "I have a friend who went to a plastic surgeon to get his face to look like Nic Cage just to reenact a scene from one of Nic Cages greatest movies, Left Behind." (Cough sluard #76 cough)

 

Tell us how you two love birds met? Was vodka involved?

 

Lol some embarrassing stories about him  He's a massive lightweight and can get drunk off literally 2 coronas  He also had a medium spice chicken at nandos and needed a **** straight away  He snores badly, and used to hide this game from me till I stole his iPad and discovered it. Lol he's never told anyone in real life he plays this game other than me ever  (I figured out how to do these funky colours on my own before people think H dog is a nutter who made up his own girlfriend )

 

Hi Daphnia, lol no we met at a house party and he was quite persistent when I kept telling him we were just gonna be friends  He was really drunk and so was I but nothing  happened. Don't worry  I really like his eyes without sounding like a weird stalker girlfriend 

 

lmao :lol: I think you are gonna fit in here. Until Hazzy shows up and gets mad. I've never seen Hazzy mad. I shall pop some popcorn.
ALSO, welcome to KaW. Not telling people you play this game is common I suppose.

 

Also I'm named this because I thought you could change it but it turns out you can't, so now I'm a walking tribute to my boyfriend 

 

Yeah you're right sluard boy it's so common not to tell people. Guess haz was just a bit embarrassed. He really doesn't seem like the sort of guy i would've thought to play something like this (No offence lol)

He only really gets mad when I steal his phone/iPad and stuff and change his password so he can't use it for a while.

Really wish he didn't show me this because I actually really enjoy it 

 

At least Hazzy still has a girlfriend.

 

Whoops.

Coincidence. I am also drunk.

 

Hi Harrison..

Me reading this

 

Welcome Harrison...

Just so you know  ive known Hazzy for much longer than you and I daresay I know him better than you therefore I wish you luck in your endeavour to be the most important person in kaw to him, as that title belongs to me

 

Shots fired!