THE DEVS HAVE A PLAN

Discussion in 'Other KaW Discussion' started by Dictionary, Jan 19, 2015.

  1. I can see a lot of you guys are currently crying out in an outburst of happiness...

    Yup, during this promo, the devs have so far given all of us 3 crux chests, 3 golden crux chests, a frontier spyglass and a couple of xstals.

    Wow! They're so generous! I can now bask in the glory of this free plunder!

    Or so it may seem.
    The devs have in fact employed an ingenious tactic, if I say so myself. It is so sneaky that it's like a sneaky snake slithering onto several sunbathing sons sitting on a slimy sunbed on a sunny Sunday.

    Let me explain.
    Now, think about what you ask yourself before using a crux chest(s).

    And what do you ask after that?

    And after that...?

    You then look at your profile.
    Behold, this is what you see.



    2 xstals?
    THAT'S NOT ENOUGH. I DON'T WANT TO WASTE MY CHESTS.

    Then your phone begins to vibrate continuously. You open the KaW app. Your jaw drops, as you stare at the a number in the corner of the screen.



    Umm K. 179. The spammage is REAL. What could this mean?
    You click the icon, then you find this:



    It's your conscience. Or rather...
    Your KaWnscience.
    It begins to overwhelm you. Never before have you seen someone unknowingly spam themselves...
    Who could be doing this to you?

    We know what you would do. Your wall instructed you to do so. We all saw it. In a matter of time...



    There.
    That's better.
    Cash into the well-deserving devs' pension fund...- I mean pockets!

    And here we are,
    2 hours later...



    Om nom nom.
    As you can see, your crux chests have served you well. Encore?

    KaW just made me spend cash on this game for the first time in 2 years.
    Don't give in to their sneaky plan!


    #theyjustwantyourcash
    #dontgivethemonies
    #yousawitherefirst
     
  2. Nice way of illustrating your psychological problems :lol:
     
  3. I HAVE A SANE MIND OMG
     
  4. They've got me as well ;__;
     
  5. yeah. that is what they do. trick you into thinking you are getting a "good deal", one that is too good to pass up. but really you are just spending real money in exchange for nothing but a tiny boost in a game that won't be around in 2 years.
     
  6. Illuminati confirmed.
     
  7. kindly stop telling people about us, daphnia.
     
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  9. why do people quote something that was just said, without adding any content of their own? its there. everyone can see it. posting it again a post later does...what?
     
  10. support
     
  11. Ty for the 1t
     
  12. Yes free stuff is awesome.
     
  13. Lel

    The devs buggati needs a new gold plated wheel… Again
     
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  15. Its better than people who quote entire OP
     
  16. The game easily makes 1 mil a year I would even say 2. With events like this going on it does not just double or triple but people go absolutely crazy during these events and that 2 mil puts this game in anywhere from the 5-10 million a year and I'm betting it is closer to 10.

    No I do not have a problem with this I just find it funny when someone said it won't be here in 2 years. I'd give it closer to 5. That is a serious cash cow for an app game.
     
  17. Haha I laughed so hard
    That's en point! Totally true seams they have me buying stuff after a year of minor purchases as well!
    Sneaky sneaky snakes. Nice thread op
     
  18. No one is forced to xtal
     
  19. But its the temptation to buy them
     
  20. Which is so overwhelming...