Pure EVil strips Zaft council as Xmas gift

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  1. Back by popular demand, I'm reposting this thread. Apparently Zaft carnage did not like it, so they had it removed. I will repost this over and over until I see fit to let it go


    In the spirit of christmas, I shall tell you a story. The ghost of Christmas present, Wibutos had an idea.. An idea he told his 2 trusted "upto no good's" Dragon-Code, the ghost of Christmas future and Saxon, the ghost of Christmas past.

    "Lets do an unprovoked strip on zaft council Zeus"

    So, wibutos bought his allies during dark hours of the night... Then spies from these three "spirit of xmas past, present and future" sneaked in to Zeus's kingdom and stole... And stole.. And carried away the gold he had out.

    Why they did this? Well.. Its xmas, time to spread the fun around kaw

    Had they known about the hilarious raging of zaft LB and leadership.. Heck it would of happened sooner!!

    So tonight while we at Pure EVil look at our supermodel wives and girlfriends and you're drinking egg nog trying to get hammered because you're watching your Fat Wife wrapping presents and thinking why did I ever marry this beast, get out there and strip someone and bring the spirit of a true Pure EVil Xmas to everyone.

    Happy holiday season Kaw'ers!!

    From your very own, Pure EVil
     
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  3. Jano️
     
  4. You really need to post all those ss again.
     
  5. The thread was way too funny to be removed anyway
     
  6. I wondered were it went. Thanks for bringing it back  Hopefully this one gets as entertaining. Repost the screen shots, that should speed things up
     
  7. Seeing someone deliberately derailed this thread so that Chaos could graveyard it, we will bring back all the original posts️

    Now boys and girls of KaW, let me, the Ghost of Christmas Past share a present with you. SS's of Uncle Harbinger's extreme butthurt️ Now bare in mind that these have been edited to protect young eyes, and avoid breaking TOU. Also take into consideration that PE pulled said Christmas strip on Zeus, and Uncle Harbinger is talking to the owner of NA who had nothing to do with the atrocities committed by us evil Ghost's of Christmas. But in Uncle Harbinger's defence we did break KaW's golden rule, "Thought shall never hit or strip a ZAFT member"... Oh that's not a rule? Go figure





     
  8. Now TNT would like to turn our Christmas strip into something it wasn't, trying to compare it to the 200B strip on Bominator. To do so would be absolutely ludicrous! Our strip was far better️ TNT you brag now about running bars in that strip, congrats But let's face it, the Bominator strip supposedly done as a protest over his ally hire hits, was a big alliance strip; and done with the knowledge that there was very little chance of repercussions; other than Bom's epic butthurt. Interesting though is the fact that the strippers are in alliance with KaW's biggest ally hire hitters, go figure.

    In comparison, our strip was a measly 800B or so, but we chose out target well. Most importantly we knew there would be repercussions, massive ones, and we welcomed it. Why, because unlike your self-righteous self, we play this game for 2 reasons; to get incoming, and to have a laugh. Now tell me whose strip was more successful ️

    There was no hiding behind numbers, or being anonymous. When Twicc received Uncle Harbingers rage PM's and the Mutt's demands we be kicked, he PM'd me to ask if it was true, and how we got caught. My reply....



    So no hiding our actions, laughs instead. Now this has bought the "Devils Alliance" down upon NA, something that we did not want. In fact we both told Twicc that he should kick us, to avoid war; but love or hate NA you've got to admit they are a crazy and loyal bunch of fuckers, and they voted unanimously to war ZAFT rather than buckle to demands.

    Question is will NA roll over and play dead, like YAFAIL would have you believe. Once again a SS is worth a thousand words.








    Once again a SS speaks a thousand word's, this one will refute any suggestion Twicc or NA were involved, in our strip.



    Btw, it wasn't our only Christmas strip, we also stripped Juliane from iG Council, and you can check my wall and see how someone with a sense of humour deals with getting some
     
  9. Today negotiations began to resolve the issues caused by the atrocities committed by Wibutos, Dragon-Code and myself. In good faith Twicc from NA called together all stakeholders, so we 3 could be judged for the crime of breaking KaW's Golden Rule " Thou shall not hit or strip a ZAFT member"; and like good children we were ready to accept our punishment, even if that consisted of staring at a photo of 1FuglyMutt for a week

    Unfortunately due to technical difficulties these negotiations didn't end well

    So we patiently await the arrival of KaW's answer to the Royal Family.



    Then they appear in all their glory, riding rainbow coloured unicorns; I can see why they are so loved



    The usual pre-trial, oh I mean negotiation greetings took place.





    Unfortunately it was at this point that we had some technical difficulties. Well technically it became apparent that we really didn't give a ****.











    On a serious note. We here at PE and NA do hold genuine concerns for Uncle Harbinger's health; and as a healthcare professional I feel it it would be prudent for him to seek medical attention ASAP; as the stress of playing God in a tap tap game is obviously too much for him to bare. Either that or a rage reset would probably be as effective; and more enjoyable for us

    Now back to this mornings proceedings.





    Then 1 by 1 they left, obviously being called for tea and scones; or to play with their corgis. But we were left with the knowledge that they would continue to look down their nose upon us, and the rest of non-ZAFT Kawers like the minions we all are....in their eyes.
     
  10. Why was the first one removed?
    It had a lot of effort even though it wasn't entertaining
     
  11. Just beautiful.
     
  12. Got out of control, closing posts containing prohibited images of individuals soliciting to purchase accounts which is absolutely forbidden.
     
  13. You could of just deleted those posts, and warned the individuals, it's been done by others. But obviously there would have been no bias intended Chaos.
     
  14. Then you delete those posts and then you tell me about it. You don't take it upon yourself to delete it. And no one believes that's the reason. It's because of your clan and we are laughing at you
     
  15. If you have a problem email support. There is a zero tolerance for soliciting such illicit activities. In such, enjoy this clean thread and let's keep it classy.
     
  16. Actually, I haven't seen a derailed thread NOT get locked after being reported.
    That thread was definitely derailed when Smokey started waving his fairy wand around.

    Therefore Chaos is doing his job and I don't think ZAFT is really hurt you're laughing about 900B, js.

    400B*
     
  17. Also chaos, I'll stop farming you when you apologize for deleting it
     
  18. Oh chaos is a zaftie, that explains a lot
     
  19. DC in Chaos's defence Muttly has to be obeyed, and there is Harby's pooper valve to consider
     
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